Sorry for the delay on Pajiba Love today, guys. I was up until at least 4:00 a.m., and I’m not entirely sure that I’m not still drunk right now. In fact, I’ve pretty much been drunk the entire time I’ve been in Austin, from the moment I got off the plane, literally. At any rate, I was totally going to post a drunken photo of one of my coworkers as comeuppance for yesterday’s SXSW image header, but you know what? I’m above that. So here’s your links. I’m going back to sleep now.
Here’s Zac Efron trying to look edgy on the cover of Interview magazine. True story, right now Dustin and the crew went to a super secret special screening this morning that turned out to be a Zac Efron movie. I love life. (DListed)
In case, like many of us, you’ve already pretty much given up on “Dollhouse,” Joss Whedon wants you to know it’s totally gonna get good now guys, he swears. (TVGuide)
See? This is why everybody hates Bono. He’s an effing wanker. (Celebitchy)
Just in case anyone forgot about him, yep! Bill O’Reilly is still a huge fucking asshole. Good to know! (Deus Ex Malcontent)
Thanks to Jaci, here’s a Nicolas Cage movie plot generator. You know, I never get tired of Nicolas Cage humor. Not ever. (Cracked)
I’ve always thought PETA were pretty much just reprehensible attention whores, but I think I’m starting to understand that they’re actually just balls out effing insane. (Yeeeah!)
Pajiba’s entire staff and readership is basically composed entirely of geeks in some form or another. For those of us who have somehow managed to find spouses, here’s all the shit you consistently annoy them with. (Wired)
Here’s the 10 most controversial music videos. Wait, music videos? What are those? Do they even make those anymore? (mental floss)
There’s a movement out there to get the supremely archaic “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” repealed. Hooray for the Obama administration! (ServiceMembersLegalDefenseNetwork)
How does Miley Cyrus still have fans? Really? People like her still? I don’t understand. Site NSFW! (DrunkenStepfather)
Here’s Megan Fox circa 2004. Is it just me or did she have, like, a completely different face from the face she has now? Hmm. (popoholic)
Is it St. Patrick’s Day today? Is that tomorrow? It’s sometime, right? I’ve lost all concept of time since I’ve been at SXSW. Wait, so it’s Monday, right? (HolyTaco)
Who is Mel Kiper Jr.? I don’t know. Anyway, here’s 25 random facts about him. (KSK)
Today’s clip comes to us from reader Thijs. His boyfriend actually shot this video, which was part of some publicity stunt in Belgium. I have no idea what it was a publicity stunt for, exactly, but it’s pretty cool. Anyway, enjoy!
Pajiba Love brought to you by Stacey Nosek, who can be reached via email here.