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March 14, 2008 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | March 14, 2008 |

Pajiba Love

Happy St. Patty’s Day! Frosty green beer for everyone! [Editor’s Note: St. Patty’s Day not actually today.]

AtomFilms presents the top 10 funniest videos in the history of their website. (AtomFilms)

Christian Bale and Maggie Gyllenhaal: drink it motherfucking in. (WIMB)

Thanks to Dan for this thoughtful piece regarding the horrific puppy torturing troops stuff from last week. (SlowlyGoingBald)

Dumbest bank robber ever, or the smartest? No, definitely dumbest. (QuizLaw)

Reason #75325 why life is unfair: K-Fed will probably make more money showing up to his own birthday party than you make a year. (Celebitchy)

The guy who staples parts of his self to other parts of his self isn’t right in the head. What is the world coming to?? (Yeeeah!)

Painful Listerine builds character, dammit! Anything less is for lily-white, porcelain-mouthed pussies. (The Impulsive Buy)

The frat boys over at KSK finally pull back the magic curtain. (KSK)

Forget “Mr. Right,” ladies — apparently we’re supposed to just be looking for “Mr. Takes Out the Trash and Provides a Second Income.” Oh, swoon. (BowlOfStupid)

Just to clarify: a date with ScarJo runs you $40,100; 5 grand for a fantasy whore, but for the bargain basement price of $19.95 you can nail a poor, plastic likeness of Eva Longoria or Sarah Jessica Parker. Free-market economy, baby! (Agent Bedhead)

Or, you can pick up the character of a presidential candidate for a mere 40 bills and climbing! (Hey, stop throwing stuff — it was Kolby!!) (EBay)

When I read the description for this video, I thought there was no way in hell it was gonna make me laugh as hard as it did. Just see for yourself, after the jump.

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