Sofia pointed me in the direction of this fantastic Bono fansite. I mean, anti-Bono fansite, even. (IHateBono.com)
Today in Insufferable Bitch news, Katherine Heigl likens herself to George Clooney. Hoo hoo hoo! Boy, that’s rich! (Webster’s)
British traffic officers have no sense of humor? Hmph. That’s not what “Benny Hill” has led me to believe. (QuizLaw)
Phillip Stevens is the newest of our staffers to enter into the exciting world of personal blogging. Come, join me for his depressed and oft drunken ramblings. (TheGlowIsGone)
And while I’m on the subject of our staff, OH MY GOD you have to see Dan performing in a competitive singing group when he was 19. There are no words for how adorable this is. (SlowlyGoingBald)
Here are the 10 most assiest celebrity tattoos. (NotesOnBarNapkins)
I don’t think I mentioned this yesterday, but Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman broke up. I know, devastating. Well apparently, right after the news broke, Jimmy was scheduled to appear on “The View.” Hee! (Celebitchy)
Now Oprah is trying to talk some sense into Rihanna’s fool head. (Yeeeah!)
Monkey news! The best part of this clip is the redneck who totally impresses with words like “incredulous” and “indigenous.” You go, slack-jawed witness! (The Blemish)
Britney accidentally said that her, ahem, “pussy was hanging out” into her mic in front of an entire audience of people. Reason #3453 why Britney Spears should not be on tour right now. (Celebslam)
Here’s an interview with the lovely and talented Neko Case. (AV Club)
It’s times like these that I can definitely see an discernible downside to twitter. (AgentBedhead)
And on that note, Haagen Dazs thinks you’re fat. (SeriousEats)
Since it’s a really, really slow news days, here’s some fun with flowcharts! Everyone loves flowcharts, right? (mental floss)
Fart machines? Always gold. Always. Don’t listen to what any of the other staff members here will tell you.
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