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Timothy Olyphant Will Sex You Up

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | August 3, 2010 |

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | August 3, 2010 |

Timothy Olyphant is going to be guesting on an upcoming two-part episode of The Office. Sure, The Office has pretty much gone waaaaaay down hill, but so God help me I have been indoctrinated into The Olyphant Lovers Club and there is no walking away from that kind of commitment. (Agent Bedhead)

I totally meant to post this yesterday, but our fellow Pajibette stopthemadness’s Angry Black Lady Chronicles is a finalist in the 2010 Black Weblog Awards for Best Humour Blog, Best Writing and Blog to Watch. Let’s vote her to the fucking top, y’all! (And while you’re there, also vote up Invisible Woman for Best Film Blog). (Black Weblog Awards)

Because there is no God, Justin Bieber will be getting his own 3D biopic and a deal for his autobiography. In response, I will go out and punch every 12-year-old girl I see in the face for the damage they have caused. (popbytes)

Here’s an insightful piece on why Diesel’s “Be Stupid” campaign completely misses the mark. On a side note, this is the first time I’ve ever used the words “Diesel” and “Stupid” in the same sentence without referring to … Well, you know where I’m going with this, right? (Zelda Lily)

Here are the 15 Greatest Disney Villains Ever. For the record: Dr. Facilier was badass. Seriously, name one other Disney movie where the villain was literally dragged kicking and screaming into hell. Exactly. (Topless Robot)

For those of you disappointed by the adaptation of Kick-Ass, prepare to be cautiously optimistic: there’s going to be a sequel comic, as well as a companion movie. Yay? (Gamma Squad)

The Sad Keanue meme has (d)evolved. Now he’s wearing a helmet. (Uproxx)

Brooke Hogan is getting sued for not crediting a company for her last album. To put this in perspective, this would be like Goebbels suing Hitler for not giving him a shout-out for the holocaust. Well, not really, but you get my point, right? (Evil Beet)

For no reason whatsoever, Lady Gaga has admitted to regularly using cocaine. Please, if I had to wear 10-inch heels every day of my life, you better fucking believe I’d have more pills in me than a pharmacy. (Yeeeah!)

I’m still not sure who Rachel Zoe is, but if she uses the word “literally” one more time, I will literally tell her to literally jump off a cliff head first. Literally. (Warming Glow)

DJ Hero 2 is coming out soon (Because the first was such a success apparently) and they’re adding TJ Tiesto and Deadmau5 to the roster. I don’t know who either of these people are, but if you do, enjoy your Ed Hardy shirts and your Bacardi Breezers and crying at the end of Twilight, pussy. (The Flickcast)

And for your gross-out link of the day: Snooki eating a penis lollipop. *Evil Laugh* (The Superficial)

And for your even grosser-out link of the day (because today I hate you all *thiiiiiiiiis much!*), here’s Michael Lohan making out with his daughter’s clone. *Resumes Evil Laughter* (Dlisted)

A quick backstory to today’s video: last week, some asshole left a comment on my blog saying that I was racist because I didn’t think that not being attracted to black men makes you racist. Anyway, yesterday Zach from The Sword (NSFW) sent me this video of said asshole doing an exquisitely beautiful karaoke cover of Madonna’s “Take a Bow”. To quote Sue Sylvester: Somewhere in the English country side in a stately manor home Madonna is weeping. Enjoy!

Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin’, and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his NSFW blog here, or email him here.

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