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By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | February 15, 2010 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | February 15, 2010 |

As you may have heard by now, over the weekend Southwest Airlines forced Kevin Smith off of one of their flights because he is literally so fat that they feared the plane wouldn’t be able to get off the ground with him in it. True story. (Film Drunk)

Barbie FTW! Mattel conducted an online voting campaign to see what Barbie’s next “career” would be and the result is Barbie the computer engineer. Complete with sassy pink eyeglasses! (Topless Robot)

This is disgusting: Brittany Murphy’s despicable widower husband and despicable mother set up a fake charity scam in her name. (Litelysalted)

Here are 11 fictional characters with questionable taste in music. (AV Club)

Agent Bedhead would like to take a few minutes of the day to remind us all what a horrible, horrible person Courtney love is. (Agent Bedhead)

Here’s some fun with google intuitive search engine. And I would also, for one, like to know why my dog eats poop. (Slowly Going Bald)

Somebody randomly sent me this petition to have Jensen Ackles take over Kurt Russel’s “Snake” in the remake of Escape from New York. This is going to make my male counterparts on the site twitch, but I can’t help it. Whee! (iPetitions)

The National Inquirer is reporting that Bill Maher and Arianna Huffington are a couple, which would make them the ultimate liberate supercouple EVAR. (Celebitchy)

That guy from “Lost” but I don’t watch “Lost” so I mainly remember him as the creepy serial killer guy who was stalking Lindsay Dole on “The Practice” visited Joel McHale this weekend. (Warming Glow)

I hope all of you had wonderful Valentine’s Days yesterday, but to those who didn’t, here are 10 “Fuck you, We’re Over Asshole” songs. (Notes on Bar Napkins)

Alan Tudyk does not care so much for your Twilight, kids. (Unreality)

Oh joy, Madonna is going to be directing something. This can definitely only end well. (Screen Junkies)

The line-up for the Bonnaroo music festival has been announced, and — wait a minute — which one is Bonnaroo again? Does that have something to do with Bono from U2? I’m so hopelessly lost. (Audiosuede)

Holy cow: Apparently a 10-foot-wide crab was apprehended over in Britain. People, we are that much closer to Cloverfield actually happening. (Thundersquee!)

I think Sumi, Quatchi, and Miga, mascots of the 2010 Winter Olympics are downright adorable, but here is a look back on some of the decidedly less adorable Winter Olympics mascots. (mental floss)

Well now, here’s something delightful: The first naked picture of Snooki has hit the internet like a viral cowpie. Mildly NSFW. (Celebslam)

This clip combines two things that I love: Peter Sellers and “The Muppet Show.” H/T to Figgy who posted this on Facebook!

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