So I guess it’s Groundhog Day today, right? Yeah, well, spoiler alert: That stupid oversized nutsack of a rodent saw his shadow so I guess that’s supposed to mean it’s going to be cold for a while longer. (DListed)
John Williams continues his 100 favorite movies countdown with 90 through 86. (ASWOBA)
Ugh. Johnny Depp is the latest celebrity to voice incredulous disbelief that people think Roman Polanski deserves to be locked away. (Celebitchy)
Hayden Panettiere is dating some boxer that’s nine and a half foot tall, but I’m assuming they haven’t consummated the relationship yet given the fact that she’s not split completely in half. Seriously: OW. (Celebslam)
Here’s the most frightening thing I’ve heard in quite some time: “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki is shopping around nude photos and video of herself. (Litelysalted)
For fans of Charlotte Gainsbourg: Audiosuede reviews her new album, “IRM.” (Audiosuede)
The infamous Westboro Baptist Church showed at Twitter’s San Francisco headquarters to protest, uh, “something” last week, but ended up being outnumbered by snarky counter protesters. Hee. Thanks to Austin Asking for Trouble! (Laughing Squid)
Good news! Miley Cyrus’ inexplicably already skanky at 10-years-old sister is going to start her own clothing line! So your daughters can dress like her! Isn’t that fantastic? (Yeeeah!)
ZOMG! Did anyone else know that Michael Ian Black was writing a childrens book? (Screen Junkies)
Celebrities lucky enough to attend the Grammy awards Sunday night got a little something extra special in the gift bags this year. (Agent Bedhead)
To anyone who tries to tell you our current healthcare system isn’t a gigantic failure — here is a woman offering herself up for marriage in exchange for health insurance. (Zelda Lily)
Here are ten television characters you should technically hate but still love to root for. (Unreality)
And keeping within spirit of the holiday, here are all the “Ned” scenes from Groundhog Day. (Via Unlikely Words)
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