Remember the guy that did the 70-minute Episode One review that you probably saw somewhere around the internet if not here? Well now he’s done Avatar. Clearly Avatar doesn’t inspire 70 full minutes of bile though. (Film Drunk)
Oh man. Rip Torn, who played IMO one of the most brilliant television characters ever on “The Larry Sanders Show” was arrested in Connecticut this weekend. For breaking into a bank with a loaded gun. (Celebslam)
I don’t care if there’s no official “Outstandingly Bullshit Internet Gossip Rumor of the Year” award — I’m still declaring this the unofficial winner. (Agent Bedhead)
Because Hollywood never stops being stupid and redundant, the big screen adaptation of What to Expect When You’re Expecting has inspired a guide book movie trend. (Cinematical)
J.D. Salinger’s corpse has barely cooled and his life is already being put in docu-form. (The Playlist)
I’m not usually very forgiving on Lady Gaga because I think her music is generic and overproduced (sorry!) and her antics annoy me, but goddamn if I didn’t love her outfit last night. (Litelysalted)
In Japanese television commercials, cats can be businessmen too. Sky’s the limit, really. (Warming Glow)
I’ve never doubted that the internet is a magical place, but this still reconfirms my position. Thanks to ashes for sending this in! (Kermit Bale)
Pop quiz: Mariah Carey’s new embarrassingly stupid new music video or Target commercial? You be the judge. (Yeeeah!)
Dear sweet Jesus: The multi-talented Jeremy shows us how to make homemade Choco Tacos. Oh, and don’t ask how a recipe website can be this EXTREMELY NSFW — just trust that it is. (Pornstar in the Kitchen)
Kristen Bell is now engaged to Dax Shepard, bringing a ray of hope to gawky, bug-eyed weirdos everywhere. (Celebitchy)
On that downside, that gay dating website “Mancrunch.com” had their Superbowl ad rejected by CBS, but on the upside it was really lame and low-budget anyway and scored them tons of free publicity. (DListed)
Thanks to Tamatha for this video, in which a guy is rejected by the American Mustache Institute for having a beard. When I started to watch it I thought to myself, “He’d look much hotter if he nixed both,” but … Um. Yeah.
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