Remember that television pilot I mentioned awhile back for a show called “Poochinski” that starred Peter Boyle as a reincarnated cop as a dog? Well, the whole thing is online, for your Friday viewing pleasure. (Warming Glow)
Ew, ew and ew. Kristen Stewart (Happy?) and Dakota Fanning, who is still only 15 years old, by the way, share a steamy lesbianic sex scene in the upcoming Runaways. (Agent Bedhead)
“The Office” came back last night with a … motherfucking clip show? Are you goddamn kidding me? I thought television stopped doing those in like, the ’80s or something. (Hairballs)
Leave it to stupid celebrities to take a profession such as stripping and make it all clean and wholesome-like for middle America. (Litelysalted)
How would you like to win a gigantic, five foot portrait of Conan O’Brien made entirely out of Cheetos? Is that even a question I have to ask? Thanks, Sofi! (Just Jared)
And in other Conan news — what do you guys think? Does Coco have what it takes to make the transition into acting? (Cinematical)
Montel Williams is apparently the same kind of absentee father he would probably give a hard time to on one of his shows. Related story time: A television producer friend of mine who worked stints for Sally Jesse, Ricki Lake, and Montel after college said that out of all the personalities he worked for Montel was the only one who was a giant flaming dick. (Celebslam)
Jell-O has a new low calorie “Mousse Temptations” pudding line that sounds good in theory, until you realize that nothing good comes in 60 calories. (Impulsive Buy)
Here’s a rundown of romantic comedy plot contrivances as they hold up to real life situations. (Frothy Girlz)
Dr. Drew has helpfully diagnosed Heidi Montag as a “female-female impersonator” despite never having met or treated her. I, on the other hand, diagnose Dr. Drew as a “Hack with Narcissistic Tendencies.” (Zelda Lily)
So I guess Joaquin Phoenix isn’t crazy anymore … But now instead he’s palling around with Miley Cyrus. Crazy, please. (Celebitchy)
The latest child pop-sensation is a Latino kid named “Mini Daddy,” whose music video naturally contains scantily-clad little girl back-up dancers. (DListed)
This is a few months old, but I’ve never seen this spoof of 28 Days Later, which is called “28 Drinks Later.” It’s basically exactly what you think it is. Thanks tris!
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