Hey ‘Jibans! I’d like to start out today by giving some love to our brilliant friend Chez, who just got a gig over at the Huffington Post. Let’s all wish him a hearty congratulations! (Deus Ex Malcontent)
I haven’t heard about this many people getting violently ill at a movie since that scene in The Goonies when Chunk talks about puking over the balcony. (WIMB)
Energy drinks come in 32-ounces now? And just what the hell good is all that “energy” going to do me if I have to run and go pee every five minutes? (The Impulsive Buy)
No! Charlize Theron is not kinda dumb! I don’t care if she knows the difference between Istanbul and Budapest — I still love her so take it back! (IDLYITW)
I told you guys that the fracking Miley Cyrus is going down like a SCUD missile! (Crazy Days and Nights)
The Shat needs to work on his red carpet manners. (Agent Bedhead)
If you can muddle through this whole thing to the end, I think what it eventually translates to is something like, “Scientologists are still fucking crazy.” (The Blemish)
This might be the best photoshop tutorial I’ve ever watched in my life, after the jump.