Today in “Betty White is the Tits” news, Betty White is starring in a yet-to-be-picked-up (but surely will be) pilot for TV land in which she’ll be playing the “Sophia character.” Because let’s face it, she’s earned the Sophia character, dammit. (AV Club)
If you haven’t donated to send aide to Haiti yet, Olivia Wilde will mind control you with her insane, inhuman beauty into supporting the cause. (Screen Junkies)
I know I’ve mentioned her once or twice before in this column, but Miley Cyrus’ younger sister is going to be a goddamn mess in a couple of years. (Litelysalted)
Some investigative news report in Ireland took footage of people falling on an icy sidewalk instead of, say, warning them about it. Hilarity naturally ensues. (Warming Glow)
I wish I could say this is the creepiest thing a Twilight fan has ever done, but sadly it probably doesn’t even break the top twenty. (Cinematical)
Aww, as a huge Monkees fan, this makes me sad. I’ve heard stories of Davy Jones being wasted and unruly onstage before, and it appears he’s still up to his same old tricks. (Agent Bedhead)
Look, I understand that Hawaiians really love their Spam for some inexplicable reason, but why — why — would you take something as beautiful as a Macadamia nut and cover it in SPAM flavoring, for the love of everything holy? (Impulsive Buy)
I’m glad to know I’m not the only one who gets the shit annoyed out of me by Gwyneth Paltrow — apparently she can barely stand herself either. (Yeeeah!)
Here are five useless characters in otherwise “great” (adjective not counting Titanic) films. (Unreality)
Sorry, I know most of you guys don’t care about Heidi Montag, but she just came out of hiding after getting a whopping ten cosmetic operations done, and she’s starting to look like the small white lady version of Michael Jackson. Or you know, “Michael Jackson.” (Celebitchy)
Some 67-year-old old from Britain spent around $16,000 on plastic surgery to look like her idol, Jessica Rabbit. Needless to say, she does not. (DListed)
Remember the YouTube clip with that stoned kid who’s dad taped him on the way back the dentist? Well here is 2010’s version of that kid. Thanks, Geetch!
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