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More Alice in Wonderland News Than You Can Shake a Three-Spouted Tea Kettle At

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 7, 2010 |

By Stacey Nosek | Pajiba Love | January 7, 2010 |

STOP THE PRESSES. Here is the first exclusive picture of Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in the new Alice in Wonderland, which is somehow different than the exclusive pictures we’ve seen on movie posters and in promotional shots. Seriously, does anyone else feel like this movie should have happened already? (Atomic Popcorn)

Oh, and awesome. That dude from Blink 182 and that other dude from Fall Out Boy who is married to Ashlee Simpson-Wentz (who is in fact the Wentz) are writing a score for Alice in Wonderland. Wow, and just like that, that movie is ruined. (The Playlist)

If you missed last night’s “Man vs. Wild,” Bear Grylls gave himself an ENEMA. For survival purposes. I’m not making this up. (DListed)

Mariah Carey is pissing all over her Precious goodwill by accepting awards for it while being totally effing loaded. (Litelysalted)

Did we post a list of People’s Choice winners? I don’t think we did, because I don’t think Pajiba gives a crap about People’s Choice Awards. At any rate, if you’re so inclined, here’s who won shit last night. (IBBB)

PETA has crossed the damn line by “appropriating” Michelle Obama’s likeness for their new ad campaign. And no she’s not naked. (Yeeeah!)

George Lucas went on “The Daily Show” last night and Jon Stewart took him to task over episodes One through Three. (Topless Robot)

Ew!!! Hot Pockets make cheeseburgers now!!! OK, I say “ew” when what I’m seriously thinking is “I MUST HAVE THESE.” (Impulsive Buy)

Scarlett Johansson is slack-jawed and bloodless in the new Dolce and Gabbana ads. (Agent Bedhead)

Apparently creepy Avatar fans are just like “Twihards’ older, computer programming cousins” and are upset because Avatar isn’t real. (Film Drunk)

If you decide to get engaged and then take one of those cheesy engagement photos so your parents can post it in the local newspaper or whatever, here are the types of engagement photos to avoid. (Frothy Girlz)

Die-hard “Lost” fans are petitioning to get a “Lost” attraction at Disneyland. Oh right, because the kids will love that, clearly. (Warming Glow)

Ha ha, Hanes has kicked Charlie Sheen to the curb as their spokesperson after his domestic abuse charges. Unfortunately his crappy television show inexplicably still manages to exist. (Celebitchy)

If you’ve still got your Christmas tree up, are a nerd and have access to a large plot of land, here is a way to repurpose your Christmas tree. Thanks to Tamatha for this.

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