First I want to thank you all for the warm welcome. You’ve filled up the little holes in my heart with your love spackle. I’m fairly certain I needed those holes to keep my blood circulating, but, whatever, you guys are worth it.
David Tennant is officially off ze market lads and lasses. Allons-sob! The fetching young blondie he’s engaged to played his “daughter” in an episode and I will never not find that creepy. I’m looking at you, the now defunct marriage of Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter. (The Sun)
Last week, Slappysquirrel confessed to mispronouncing the word “memes” as “maymays” That is how my brain chooses to pronounce it now. Here’s my first maymay of 2011 as provided by Pinky McLadybits. (James Van Der Memes)
So, you read the Fug Girls, right? They never fail to make me laugh whether they are slyly referencing Anne of Green Gables (which I know a lot, a lot about) or shoehorning in their 50th joke about Dynasty (which I know a nothing, a nothing about). (Go Fug Yourself)
Are we cozy? Suffused with a sense of well-being and love spackle? Good, cause this site would like you to slowly go mad as you frantically try to remember eveything you’ve ever typed into the googles. Is this how internetting works, you nerds? It looked scientific to me and they used funny pictures, so I bought it, hook, line and horror. (Don’t Track Us)
So the GOOP lady has announced that she is going to be performing with Cee-Lo Green during her upcoming stint as SNL host. I really don’t like the GOOP, or her GOOP face, or her GOOP thoughts but she does decent musical sketch work. Remember Gemini’s Twin from the 90’s? No? How about Shazzaz from last night on Jimmy Fallon?
Hmmm, while I applaud your findings, NASA, I’m going to say you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to find fault with Roland Emmerich. (Metro)
This gets me all hot and bothered. And now you know more about me. (History of the Alphabet)
Disney announced that they will be rereleasing several of their classic films in 3-D. This gets me hot and bothered (in the angry and stabby sense). Thankfully, Nintendo is now issuing a warning with their games about the ways in which 3-D can damage young eyeholes. I’m hoping this will trend towards 3-D getting banned altogether because it’s just a horrid money grab from the studios and it makes me feel nauseous. Mostly because of the nauseous thing.
I admit, I’m a total sucker for film mash-ups and creative trailer re-cuts. I just think the people who pull it off well are absolute geniuses. So, L’chiam to them. Here are some cossacks getting served.
Joanna Robinson, your link wench, would like to start a band called either “Love Spackle” or “Thankfully, Nintendo.” Please submit a video of you laying down some hot licks or hitting that tasty, tasty hi-hat to [email protected] Cheers!