Elsie Fisher of Eighth Grade is a genuine teenager. It’s rare to see in Hollywood. - (Lainey)
If you read the story, listened to the podcast, or watched the Bravo mini-series about John Meehan and Debra Newell, you probably have *thoughts*. Debra also has thoughts about how she’s been portrayed. - (Celebitchy)
Gillette has a new commercial addressing the MeToo movement and toxic maneednity. I don’t recommend reading the comments, but the comments really do illustrate why there needs to be commercials (and more) addressing toxic masculinity. - (Business Insider)
The Killers have a new song with a short film /video by Spike Lee. - (AV Club)
The Clemson Tigers football team, who won the national championship, was invited to the White House. Since most of the White House staff is furloughed, the ONLY OBVIOUS OPTION is to get takeout from McDonald’s, Wendy’s, and Burger King. I mean, it’s not like there are any other restaurants in the DC area! Mmmmmm, room-temperature fast-food! The dream of everyone but especially college students who can buy their own damn fast-food and eat it WHILE IT’S STILL HOT.
Asked which of the fast food eats he likes best, "I like it all," said @POTUS. "It's all great stuff." Said it'll be interesting to see how much is left, after the Clemson team fills up. Thinks they'll like it better than anything else the WH could serve. pic.twitter.com/8mlPIREZmu— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) January 14, 2019
The other day we had a leaked cast list for Celebrity Big Brother, but turns out, UNFORTUNATELY, that cast list wasn’t accurate and only two names on that list are on the official CBS announcement. Crapdammit! - (Dlisted)
How we adore Rahul Kohli!
Scarlett Johansson https://t.co/XIc65UgEK5— Rahul Kohli (@RahulKohli13) January 14, 2019
Okay that’s enough twitter for me tonight. I get anxious when I tweet a joke and people get upset. Imma get back to my script 💕— Rahul Kohli (@RahulKohli13) January 14, 2019
INT. THE KOHLI HOUSE - DAY
Rahul Kohli’s parents sit in the living room, Rama (Emma Stone) and Satish (Tilda Swinton) watch Dragonball Evolution.
Tori made me giggle like an idiot with this: “‘She wasn’t drunk, her coat was!’ is a bold strategy” - (SFGate)
Our Jodi wrote this for Ranker: “In January 1992, now-defunct Eclipse Enterprises announced the release of trading cards featuring serial killers like Jeffrey Dahmer (while his trial was still going on).” (Ranker)
The Critics Choice Awards had patterns, reds and pinks, and basic black, but like any magpie, I will always gravitate toward the sparkles. - (GFY)
If watching Marie Kondo makes you break out in a cold sweat and you tear up at the thought of throwing away even one of your precious preshhhhuusss, maybe this is more your speed. - (McSweeney’s)
Mathildehoeg promises that there are no dick jokes or puns in her review of Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? by Phillip K. Dick. In the novel, Deckard’s job as a cop who "retires" replicants is set against the background of a religion centered around empathy. "Sympathy and compassion becomes what separates the human from the artificial, so it [is] revered and idolized and completely depleted." Have you read the inspiration for Blade Runner? (Cannonball Read 11)
They’re GOOD DOGS, just give them a bite! - (Cuteness)
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