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Oh, Tom Brady: Your Pretty Mouth Was Never Meant for Speaking

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | September 16, 2011 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | September 16, 2011 |

Hey! Guess what, people yelling get off my lawn. Movie theaters have always been annoying, even before cell phones. It’s not the theaters that have gotten worse; it’s your tolerance that has diminished. (Nerd Puddle)

If you’ve not been keeping up, the ladies of Hot Ink Reviews are now covering wine, demeaning retail wear, and sex toys. They grow up so fast. (Sexual Inklings)

There’s been 23 seasons and 500 episodes of “The Simpsons” so it’s only logical that Fox would create a “The Simpsons” channel. All Simpsons, all the time. (Slashfilm)

If there’s no Ashley J. Williams, there’s no Evil Dead. Period. Exclamation Point. Groovy? Groovy. (FSR)

Yelp reviews. From Cormac McCarthy? Oh, Internet: Why are you so good to me? (Dave Chen)

To mark the release of Star Wars on Blu-Ray, these guys have compiled a pretty decent list of Star Wars photoshops. (Unreality)

And while we’re on the subject, here’s a shot of Star Wars nostalgia: A series of 80s commercials for Star Wars toys. (Flick Filosopher)

You folks remember our old friend, Drew Morton? He sat down with CNN’s movie critic Grae Drake to discuss a couple of horror movies for the Popcorn Mafia podcast. (The Cinema Doctor)

And while we’re on the subject of podcasts, because on the rare occasion when I host Pajiba Love, I like to shill for friends, I heartily encourage you to check out a few of my favorites that might not be on your radar: Cort and the Fatboy discuss movies and Portland, Oregon happenings;, Movie B.S. goes over the week in movies; and my latest obsession is the Ugly Fours Podcrash, which is basically the only good fantasy football podcast on the Internets. It’s hilarious, doesn’t take itself seriously, and these guys are crazy knowledgeable, except for Archibald B. Cook, who is a giant douche. (Ugly Fours)

Here’s a double-shot to those cats because Tom Brady opened his pretty f*cking mouth, and now he’s backing away from statements that he made encouraging fans to get drunk and rape people. (Ugly Fours)

And speaking of shutting up, this link has a double shot of awesome: Terrence Howard is has apparently decided to give up on life, and the Super Cut still has a few tired phrases left to compile, here in the “100 Greatest Shut-Ups in Film.” (FilmDrunk)

I don’t like the way that Obama drinks beer. It’s too … gentlemanly. If you want to win re-election, President Obama, you smash that can of f*cking Schlitz on your forehead. That’s how you gain the respect of the people. (Wonkette)

The headline is not only accurate, but speaks for itself: “Holy Crap This Guy’s Mugshot Will Haunt Your Dreams Forever And Well Into The Afterlife” (Uproxx)

Based on even more new photos from the set of Man of Steel, this new Superman rides a bike and carries a messenger bag? What is Zack Snyder doing to Superman? He rides a bicycle? He’s not a cast member on a USA Network show, he’s f*cking Superman. (Think McFly)

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.

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