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Now We Know Why Ryan Gosling Was Never 'Sexiest Man Alive,' and Jennifer Lawrence 'Basically Has a Penis'

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | November 19, 2014 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | November 19, 2014 |

Jesus, Kardashian. Is that a dress or a large, leather condom? (GFY)

No, no NYTimes. Gwyneth Paltrow is NOT a role model for other celebrities. Why would you say such a thing! Quick! Burn all the copies before Patlrow sees them and it goes to her he … oh shit. (Lainey)

Speaking of Gwyneth, why does canned soup taste so GOOPy anyway? Blame the carrots. (BoingBoing)

One of the kids from New Direction is pissed off at Matt Lauer for implying that he’s a stoner. Wait? That Jonas kid is trying to shed his Disney image, and this guy is rejecting the best publicity of his life? Own that shit, bro. (Dlisted)

Speaking of Lauer, he’s still calling the shots over on Today. He had his producer fired for trying to get rid of his co-anchor. (WG)

There’s a lot of crossover between Game of Thrones and Doctor Who. There have been at least 11 actors who have appeared on both, but here’s the thing: I recognize them all from Game of Thrones, but I only remember two or three from Who. (Phactual)

Well, now we know why Ryan Gosling hasn’t been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive yet. Because he rejected them. That must have been what Pratt did, right? RIGHT? (The Wrap)

Stephen Hawking has some thoughts on the movie about him, The Theory of Everything, and for some reason, those thoughts don’t begin with, “Eddie Redmayne is Satan’s translucent henchman.” Because he is. (?Film)

Parent of the year, right here folks. Parent. Of. The. Year. (Unreality)

I was really effusive about last night’s Sons of Anarchy, which would have been a perfect episode had it aired six weeks ago. (Uproxx)

Serial fans are undoubtedly familiar with MailChimp, and while I’m familiar with name, I still don’t really understand what it does. Here’s the story behind the service. (The Atlantic)

John Chu is developing a 90s’ dance film called, uh, Can’t Touch This. Here’s 13 dance moves that should be required. (FSR)

In addition to being a DOUBLE-Cannonballer with 118 books read this year so far, Malin has also embarked on the Alphabet Soup Reading Challenge where you try to read one book starting with each letter of the alphabet. Fortunately she was able to find an book for X. Unfortunately, it was X Marks the Scot by Victoria Roberts. Malin took the bullet for you with this sub-par romance novel, why not head over to her review and show your appreciation? (Cannonball Read 6)

Jennifer Lawrence appeared on Elizabeth Banks’ interview show, “Ask a Badass,” and they have phenomenal chemistry. Banks thinks that Lawrence is a “man’s man. You basically have a penis.” That’s an unsettling thought.

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.

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