Dirty fucking pool, Hardwick. When you’re using TMZ to fight your battles, you know you’ve already lost, and guess what? These texts also prove absolutely nothing, except how shitty Hardwick is and that, perhaps, Chloe Dykstra decided to try and make amends with Hardwick seven months after they broke up because HE BLACKLISTED HER. (TMZ)

I don’t know who Dua Lipa is (sorry?), but holy shit those abs, and double holy shit the passive-aggressive shade that Katy Perry throws at those abs. (Lainey)

And speaking of shade, wow: Tommy Lee’s own son throws some at his (deadbeat) dad. (Celebitchy)

Meanwhile, Paris Hilton is talking shit about Lindsay Lohan JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. (DListed)

Elsewhere, the Fug Girls are totally objectifying soccer players’ thighs. I figured you lot would enjoy that. (GFY)

In case you missed it, Michelle Wolf had a phenomenal segment on mental health in the wake of Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade’s suicides. (The Mary Sue)

We hate how much we want to try this. (Slate)

Hamilton Nolan goes real hard most of the time and yet … we cannot even imagine why this lecture is a thing.

The Koch brothers present: Tiger Mom and Hillbilly Elegy Venture Capitalist lecturing people about "tribalism" at the Aspen Ideas festival. Put this in a museum and then burn the museum pic.twitter.com/aPD84JR1LY

— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) June 18, 2018

This is terrific.

This is an ad for a dentist. pic.twitter.com/kVejinQKFA

— Evan (@schlockvalue) June 18, 2018

Cards against Humanity has come out with a spectacular Pride pack. Get it here. (CAH)

Llp read and reread all of Laura Ingalls Wilder’s books as a child. Caroline Fraser’s biography, Prairie Fires: The American Dream of Laura Ingalls Wilder presents a nuanced picture of Wilder and her daughter, Rose Wilder Lane, and the time in which they lived. "It is so much, but also very enjoyable to read and extraordinarily well written, and is prescient of the current American political climate." Did you read the books or watch the show growing up? (Cannonball Read 10)

White women are really going all in on awful lately. (The Root)

Our old friend Wojciech brings us this SPECTACULAR Polish beer ad. Trust me. It’s worth your click.

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