Noel Gallagher Thinks More Rock Stars Should Do Drugs, Drugs Are 'F*cking Brilliant'
So, just how many Mockingjay premieres are there going to be? I’m not really complaining, because each one gives us an opportunity to look at things Natalie Dormer has put on her body. Case Study A: in which she clearly draped herself in the coziest blankets from her mountain cabin hearth, belted it, and proceeded to look gorgeous. Case Study B: In which the pluckiest school safety monitor attends her middle school dance. (GFY)
I’m REALLY not complaining now about all the Mockingjay premieres because sometimes Dormer and Jennifer Lawrence have adorable, awkward mouth kisses. (Zap2It)
Monica Bellucci talked about playing a “Bond Lady” instead of a Bond Girl, which is very cool, but she also talks about all the strengths and weapons her character has since she doesn’t have her beauty anymore, and that is decidedly bullshit. Has Monica Bellucci SEEN Monica Bellucci? (People)
No one gives interviews like Noel Gallagher. He’s the perfect mix of insufferable and over-the-top hilarious. For instance: he thinks rock stars today need to stop caring about how many likes their selfies get on Instagram and pick up a good old fashioned drug habit. Also, “In the Nineties, all of us were high on f-king cocaine, all the time. Having it. The last party. Nobody gave a f-k. I haven’t got a “My Drug Hell” story because it was f-king brilliant.” There you have it, kids. Don’t buy drugs. (Celebitchy)
NBC’s unfortunate placement of an ellipsis has turned Hillary Clinton into the new ‘Netflix and chill.’ (Daily Dot)
This little boy is making all the right choices in life:
The incredible Caitlin Moran has prepared some eventually posthumous life advice for her daughter. (Films For Action)
Uh oh, this’ll hit all the feels: This barber was recommended to parents of a child who’d never been able to sit through a proper haircut because of his autism. The barber, James Williams, was beyond determined to make it happen, with adorable results. (Mashable)
If you haven’t watched this video of an 89-year-old man making his standup comedy debut yet, please remedy that. (YouTube)
When the government hired novelists and poets to write tourist guides as part of the Federal Works Project. (Atlas Obscura)
No one needs to convince us to be #TeamNoel (as in Felictiy, not Gallagher), but I’ll always appreciate the argument. (Vulture)
You don’t have much time to read a James Bond novel if you’re going to see Spectre tonight, but if you’re looking for a recommendation, Cannonball Read has four (well, is a 2-star review really a recommendation?) Check out reviews for From Russia With Love (2 stars from SavageCats), On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (3 stars from Halbs) You Only Live Twice (4 stars from Halbs) or Diamonds are Forever (4 stars from TylerDFC). Is there a James Bond novel that you’d give 5 stars? (Cannonball Read 7)
Happy Friday! May we all spend the weekend being as curious as Cat #1, as zen as Cat #2, and as lucky not to have our faces bitten off as this snail.
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