Netflix Did Not Love John Mulaney's First Guests for 'Everybody’s Live'

So, first things first, I dare anyone to read the first paragraph of this Everybody’s Live profile and not immediately think that John Mulaney is in danger. “Because of the headline, Mike?” Nope! That comes much later, and in all honestly, seems kind of quaint. Concerning in a different way, but quaint. (Vulture)

George Clooney knows he looks weird with his new darker hair. (Lainey Gossip)

Taylor Swift doesn’t want Travis Kelce to retire from the NFL. (Celebitchy)

Projection. It’s always projection. (Wonkette)

From Tori: Jack McBrayer remains an enigma. (EW)

Don’t stumble onto the Daredevil set on a Tuesday. (The Mary Sue)

Is anyone champing at the bit for a new Jonah Hill movie? Honestly. (THR)

I’m by no means a parenting expert, but I’m going to highly recommend not being a mayor and picking up your toddler from daycare while drunk off your ass for St. Paddy’s Day. It might seem like a great idea at the time, possibly even genius, but it’s not. Trust me. (Daily Beast)

Game Informer might be coming back from the dead. (The Verge)

Jon Bernthal isn’t just starring in a Punisher special, he’s writing it. (Gizmodo)

Gwyneth Paltrow compares dating Brad Pitt to dating Prince William, which she did not do for the record. (Page Six)

Kittenkong42 enjoys the fantasy books she gets in her Illumicrate subscription, including Until We Shatter by Kate Dylan. “It maintains the Illumicrate principles in that the cast of the book are pretty diverse in terms of ability, colour, gender, and sexuality…we have a prominent deaf character and use of sign language.” Do you subscribe to a book box? (Cannonball Read 17)

From Dustin: The world is going to hell, but at least we still have Pedro Pascal.