George R.R. Martin was so impressed by last week’s Breaking Bad episode, “Ozymandias” (officially, the highest rated TV episode in IMDB history) that he’s vowed to create a Westeros’ character that’s an even bigger monster than Walter White. Can we handle that? (WG)
On that same subject, this is basically the coolest, bossest thing ever. Our own Joanna Robinson joined the director of the “Ozymandias” episode, Rian Johnson, to tape a director’s commentary track for it. Now, you can rewatch the episode, and get all of Johnson’s insights into it, plus hear Joanna restrain her inner fangirl and brilliantly discuss the episode. (Slashfilm)
Finally, on the subject of Breaking Bad, you really should see this awesome tribute art by Boss Logic entitled Breaking Badass. Appropriate. (Unreality)
The adorable Amy Poehler talks about her adorably lispy kid, and how adorable it is when he says adorably lispy things like “spicy salsa.” (Vulture)
This ad — featuring a classy woman discussing in detail her bowel movements — is for a product called Poo-Pouri, which is designed to mask a woman’s poop scents. It is real, and this commercial is spectacular. (Persephone)
Do you remember that insane side-by-side image we posted a few months back of a regular-sized person and a supermodel? The regular sized person was Katya Zharkova, and she has a tasteful nude spread (NSFW) up on Russian’s Marie Claire, if you interested. (Marie Claire)
Fantastic! You can now get, for free, eight essential fonts from children of the 80s, like the Thundercats font or the Back to the Future font. Need. (Underscoopfire)
Kolby must have been so disheartened to learn that Zac Efron was admitted into rehab five months ago for a serious addiction to cocaine and Molly. (Dlisted)
Have you seen pictures of Clint Eastwood’s fratty son, Scott? He’s looks the goddamn Marlboro Man with the personality of Ashton Kutcher. (Celebitchy)
Grantland ranks the new fall sitcoms, although I would beg to differ on The Trophy Wife (great cast, not so great show), and I’d give the edge to The Goldbergs (which I adored) over Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which I also liked a lot. Apparently, Rebel Wilson’s Super Fun Night is an absolute trainwreck. (Grantland)
Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, according to Us Magazine. Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant, according to Jennifer Aniston. WHO TO BELIEVE? (LaineyGossip)
On it’s 20th Anniversary, let’s give some love to the greatest rollerblading movie of all time. (FSR)
Finally, Allison Janney was on Arsenio, where she lip-synced “The Jackal” with every bit of awesomeness that Allison Janney could muster. It’s spectacular.
Here’s the brilliant West Wing inspiration for the performance.