Mindy Kaling Eloquently Shuts Down BS Diversity Question: "I’m a F*cking Indian Woman Who Has Her Own F*cking Network Television Show"
Are Jordan Catalano and Lupita Nyong’o getting it on? I have no idea, but they’re having pictures taken together all over the place, including Paris. Unfortunately, Uncle Terry (Richardson) was also there, taking the snaps.
And if you thought Richardson freaked you out before, you won’t want to read the enclosed Reddit link; warning: you may become ill while reading. (Dlisted)
I didn’t mean for this to become the accidental porn version of PLove, but uh, things are going downhill fast. Rather, up a mountain… Jake Gyllenhaal is currently in Italy filming Everest, which seems to be the tale of a man and his pans. Or, a pantsless man banging his pans. A man sans pants banging pants. NSFW. (Daily Mail)
You probably need to moisten your lips after all that. With Geeky Lip Balms! I should have known Loki smells like peaches and honey… (The Mary Sue)
Speaking of lips, it turns out what everyone thought was an awesome and touching video of strangers kissing is really a clothing advertisement, and the strangers are actors. Bummer. (Uproxx)
Here are all the Breaking Bad characters in a fifth grade classroom. Can you figure everyone out? (Unreality)
Liam Neeson walked away from Bond for Natasha Richardson…and commence sobbing again. (Slashfilm)
She’s got a point. At a SXSW panel discussion of The Mindy Project, Kaling was asked if it was “…a conscious decision for Mindy to be the only female doctor, and the only doctor (of) color. “I look at shows on TV, and this is going to just seem defensive, but I’m just gonna say it: I’m a fucking Indian woman who has her own fucking network television show, OK?” (Celebitchy)
It would be kind of funny if Ed Westwick was falling apart over losing Blair, but I’m thinking he already looked like this. (Go Fug Yourself)
Ricky Gervais details the trauma of seeing Louis C.K. naked. (via Warming Glow)
I’m still traumatized by whatever Renée Zellweger did to her face; even if she does she look more like her old self now. (Celebitchy)
Genericwhitegirl was just trying to be a good neighbor and finish this book to return it. Turns out she actually enjoyed The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd and would recommend it to neighborly Pajibans near and far. (Cannonball Read 6)
Your government at work for you: the latest Snowden leak details the NSA’s plan to infect millions of computers with malware that will enable better spying capability. (The Intercept)
Aw, poor bee-eating doggies! (Underscoopfire)