Milk Chocolate is Pointless and Samantha Bee Agrees
What a week. This week has been rougher than that first week back after the holidays. Let’s finish it with pretty things, shall we?
Prince Harry went for a run for charity. And a run through my dreams, hey-oh! (You know what, it’s been a hard week, ok? SHUT UP!) - (Lainey)
Michelle Williams has some kind of magical pixie dust that she rolls around in, right? I mean, how is she so adorable? LOOK AT HER! - (Go Fug Yourself)
The upcoming MCU’s Black Panther synopsis has been released. But let’s attend to the important stuff first, like that damn fine-looking cast! (Side note: I *know* Michael B. Jordan is an adult. I know it. But I still see him as young Wallace from The Wire and it freaks me out to find him so attractive!) - (oohlo)
If I could be in a plural marriage with anyone, it would probably be Samantha Bee and Jason Jones (Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman are a very close second) I think Jason is very handsome and funny, and dear lord, Sam Bee is perfection personified. Now that I know she ALSO only eats dark chocolate and thinks milk chocolate is a waste of time? *sigh* - (Celebitchy)
Um, Cap Ass might have some competition from Mr. Clean. Who knew? - (dlisted)
Do well written sex scenes outweigh a total lack of plot? After reading Christina Lauren’s Beautiful Bastard, Ellepkay has to say no. No plot, just lots of public sex. But, she couldn’t stop reading it, so maybe? Should she be shamed? (Cannonball Read 9)
We’ll get through the coming weeks and months, y’all. We’ll do it together. Hug your family. Hug your friends. Hug your co-workers (in a non-sexual harassmenty way). Hug your pets. Hug an otter. - (The Daily Otter)
If you can’t find an otter to hug (ok, but if you DO find one, can you send one to me? I’ll pay you in cash money! Or cookies. Your choice.) and you just need to pull the covers over your head this weekend, I get it. Dustin has some good suggestions of original series you can just binge while jammies-clad and subsisting on potato chips and boxed wine. - (Uproxx)
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