Hollywood will remake Murder on the Orient Express for absolutely no reason at all. Ridley Scott will produce for absolutely not reason at all … except for the fat paycheck. (Slashfilm)
Scarlett Johansson & Andy Serkis are now considered envelope pushers for novelty Oscar recognition. Should ScarJo be recognized by the Academy for what is essentially voice work? (FSR)
Let’s talk about “blue raspberry” and other flavors that don’t exist in nature. I also want to know why grape- and banana-flavored anything never tastes like the real stuff. (Mental Floss)
Baz Luhrmann is shopping a new television series involving the dawn of hip hop music in 1970s New York. Sounds like a dayglo nightmare. (WG)
Alanis Morissette penned a solid letter to her 15-year-old self but neglects to mention her stint on You Can’t Do That On Television. I empathize. Even watching that show was a traumatic experience. (TFS)
You know how I am with including dog-oriented links in these PL entries. I dare you not to laugh at this compilation of 35 very bad dogs who are shamelessly proud of what they just did. An impossible feat! (Distractify)
The last time I talked about Miley Cyrus here, everyone rolled their eyes at her latest stunt. Well, Miley Cyrus got naked again, y’all. This time, she’s taking on the MPAA. Or so she says. For “equality.” (Celebitchy)
You may or may not be surprised by this list of the 10 highest rated cable series of 2013. I still can’t believe people watch something called Duck Dynasty. Should I check it out? (Warming Glow)
There’s a medical study based upon nutritional profiles of characters from The Hobbit. (Film Drunk)
If you still haven’t sent out holiday cards, that means you’re an a-hole like me. But you still have a chance to redeem your errant ways with these gamer-inspired cards. (Kotaku)
Another former Disney star gone bad! Dylan Sprouse (The Suite Life of Zack & Cody) has some nudie shots that just leaked on the internet. Have fun. (HL)
Those who share a Netflix account with anyone — in my case, a 13-year-old girl — will understand this dilemma. (Buzzfeed)
I love that Joaquin Phoenix didn’t bother to get dressed up for the Her premiere. (Go Fug Yourself)
Have you been watching the teaser promos for the upcoming season of Justified? Here’s a few of them, and it looks like Dewey Crowe’s clan will be the big baddies this time. Michael Rapaport will play the Crowe patriarch. I’m pumped.
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