Michael B. Jordan Is Caping for Jonathan Majors: 'That’s My Boy'

I honestly didn’t mean to write about Jonathan Majors two nights in a row, but I honestly didn’t expect Michael B. Jordan to come right out and say he loves Majors and can’t wait to work with him again. Christ… (Variety)

Could Kendrick Lamar have anticipated how obsessed people would be with his polarizing halftime jeans? (Lainey Gossip)

Harrison Ford misses connection that movies used to have to the culture. (Celebitchy)

Steve Bannon dodges prison for a world where he’s obsolete. (Wonkette)

From Kayleigh: Welp, John Lithgow is your new Dumbledore. (Deadline)

So, Lauren Boebert almost definitely banged Kid Rock. I’d alert the CDC about that cab, but America is pro-infectious disease now. It’s our favorite. (Page Six)

Why Saturday Night Live endures: an appreciation. (IndieWire)

Apple Maps bent the knee. (The Verge)

The Duolingo Owl just had too many enemies. (The Mary Sue)

Goddammit, Rob Lowe. (Daily Beast)

Pete Davidson is someone’s boyfriend again. (The Cut)

From Nate: “I don’t know why I’m getting such negative attention,” says man driving golden suppository. (CBS News)

For Black History Month, ElCicco recommends Stella by Starlight by Sharon M. Draper, especially for grade school readers, though she’s upset that the Jim Crow South setting has become so relevant. “The story opens with Stella and her younger brother witnessing a Klan meeting at night, setting the mood for the novel: a time of suppression and violence against Black voices and bodies, where Stella and her community have to protect each other and decide what is worth fighting for.” (Cannonball Read 17)

"Let me reiterate: I disapprove of the mayor igniting a bus full of C4 in the food court. I may have worn a shirt that said, VOTE FOR THE MAYOR WHO WILL BLOW UP THE MALL FOOD COURT, but that was just my way of saying I only cared about him fixing up the bowling alley."

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