After All of That, Matthew McConaughey Will Not Be Running for Texas Governor

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | November 28, 2021 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | November 28, 2021 |

After what feels like an eternity of hemming and hawing, and a WTF moment last week where polling was actually showing that he could win, Matthew McConaughey has finally made a decision on running for Texas governor: It’s no. (Variety)

Zoë Kravitz and Chris Pine wear matching suede jackets while out for dinner and it’s probably just a friendly situation. (Lainey Gossip)

Lindsay Lohan is engaged. (Dlisted)

Taylor Swift only got her Record of the Year Grammy nomination because of last-minute shenanigans. (Celebitchy)

From Kayleigh:

Here at dinner, we've ruled by entree power and side dish power. When the pie is served, we'll need to cultivate dessert power pic.twitter.com/hdAt5Yvvdd

— hark how the bens sweet silver bens (@limitlessjest) November 24, 2021

RIP famed fashion designer Virgil Abloh. (Vulture)

Aaron Rodgers does not have COVID toe, which would’ve been pretty f*cking funny if he did. Let’s be honest. (The Hill)

QAnon hero Michael Flynn privately refers to QAnon as “total nonsense.” Well, that’s awkward. (Daily Beast)

From Claude:

Imagine farting so good that the King gives you a 30 acre estate.

Imagine someone farting so good, that you're reading about them right now, 900 years later. pic.twitter.com/pox1r3RfuG

— Grosdoriane (@Grosdoriane) November 27, 2021

The Mandalorian spinoff Rangers of the New Republic, which would’ve reportedly starred Gina Carano before she lit her career on fire to pursue the dehydrating power of Ben Shapiro, was barely even a thing, according to Kathleen Kennedy. (Gizmodo)

HBO Max will restore the uncensored version of Birds of Prey after the entire internet apparently decided to watch it this weekend and went, “Wait, what the hell…” (Comic Book)

Bobby Kotick was always a slimy douchebag. (Kotaku)

On the recommendation of many Cannonballers, Mobius_Walker picked up P. Djèlí Clark’s A Master of Djinn, which is showing up on a lot of "Best of" lists this year. "The religious differences of the citizens of Egypt and the magical reality serve as the backdrop to rich conversations between the agents and their viewpoints on the world." Which books would you put on your "Best of 2021" list? (Cannonball Read 13)

From James: Happy Hanukkah!!