Mark Wahlberg Is Changing Tactics (But Still An Asshole) On That Whole Hate Crime Pardon Thing
Tim Gunn is on a roll right now (an always). He looked at Kanye’s Yeezy line and called it “Basic,” and possibly even a “hoax.” Ouch. (DListed)
Do we know why Vanessa Redgrave is wearing an eye patch? I know I’m risking making light of something potentially serious, but I can’t help but agree that I’m REALLY hoping for a fancy pirate fashion trend. Needs more bedazzling, though. (Go Fug Yourself)
Mark Wahlberg has dropped his request to have his past racist, violent crimes erased from his record. I find it shocking how blindsided he seemed to be by the criticism he got when he announced he was seeking the pardon, and he still doesn’t really seem to get he’s STILL coming off as a clueless, entitled ass. (Lainey)
Rowan Blanchard isn’t someone I’m familiar with, really at all, because her acting credits are all Disney Channel and Girl Meets World, but holy crap, this girl is AMAZING. You know how 14-year-olds love hanging out, just chilling with friends and talking about “patriarchal structures” and intersectional feminism? (Celebitchy)
Michael C. Hall slayed this performance of Bowie’s “Lazarus” at the Mercury Prize. I have so many feelings, both in my heart and pants. It’s phenomenal. (BBC)
You guys, Kyle Chandler has the BEST seat at the Emmys. He get to spend the whole time staring at Beyonce. He’s going to smell her hair, right? I don’t know if I could sit behind Beyonce for a minute, let alone hours without super creepily smelling her hair. (Lainey)
What the hell is going on on Mr. Robot? (Uproxx)
This analysis of how Benedict Wong fits into but doesn’t singlehandedly fix Marvel’s Doctor Strange is killer. (/Film)
I’m really, really sorry for this. This video of a game show host basically forcing VERY young girls to kiss him is maybe the most disgusting thing you’ll see today.
Someone finally got a great photo of the Loch Ness Monster! Or maybe of a bunch of seals. That’s cool, seals are adorable. Always more pictures of seals! (HuffPo)
Frustrated with the election? Cannonballer Bea Pants recommends Give Me Liberty: A Handbook for American Revolutionaries. "What’s great about Naomi Wolf’s book is that it doesn’t just make you mad, it tells you how and where to channel that anger into something constructive." (Cannonball Read 8)
Have a great weekend, everybody! You all give me life.
THIS DOG IS GIVING CPR pic.twitter.com/d2Eni8Lpcf— Animal Life (@MeetAnimals) September 13, 2016