Louis C.K. Mysteriously Quits Twitter, and You'll Never See the Best 'Part' of '50 Shades of Grey'
One of the many Duggar girls, Jessa, got hitched to her beloved. They didn’t kiss (ever) until after the ceremony. Don’t feel too bad, they were only engaged for 2 1/2 months. That’s not too long to wait before hitting it. (Us)
Overnight Nielsen ratings are now completely meaningless, thanks to 30-day DVR and streaming numbers. (WG)
Jeremy Renner and Jennifer Aniston hustled the Directors Guild in the lead up to award season. Ouch and ouch. (Lainey)
Jamie Dornan just cut the prospective audience for 50 Shades of Gray in half. Now all that’s left is an inner goddess doing the Pachenga. (DL)
Here’s an oral history of fan fiction. The practice goes back for centuries and didn’t start with Star Trek pairings. Although, X-Files threesomes with Scully, Skinner, and an alien are when I first became aware of the practice. (TMS)
Here’s a list of 48 stars who are, allegedly, less likable to the general public than Anne Hathaway. Wait a sec… why is Dwayne Johnson’s name on this list? (Vulture)
Rapper T.I. has issued wisdom over the Nicki Minaj vs. Iggy Azalea feud. His feelings shift drastically when confronted with the uglier Snoop Dogg vs. Iggy debacle. (CB)
Emma Watson dames it up & proves herself to be the master of tap pants. (GFY)
There is a Big Bang Theory drinking game. Which (if any) character from the show would you prefer as a drunk buddy? (Unreality)
Louis CK deleted his entire, expletive-laden Twitter account a week after a particuarly explosive debate. He will be missed. (WaPo)
Panic merchants say social networks replace offline friendship. (Guardian)
Clive Barker reveals info about his script for the Hellraiser “reboot,” although he admits not understanding the true meaning of “reboot.” (Slashfilm)
Halloween’s over. Let’s get to the good stuff, like Thanksgiving casseroles. (MF)
UK singer Katie Melua revealed that she had a spider living her ear for an entire week. Once the little critter was removed, what did she do? Nope, she didn’t kill it with fire. She released it into her garden … where it will quietly plot its revenge. (Guardian)
Renton says The Rabbit Back Literature Society by Pasi Ilmari Jäaskeläinen is “a stunningly odd and absorbing novel that reads like The Secret History as written by David Lynch.” Who could pass up a book like that? (Cannonball Read 6)
A previously unearthed montage of crap built by Kurt Cobain has surfaced. This is a pre-fame mix tape, essentially. For die-hard fans only. (Vimeo)
NASCAR gone wild! Jeff Gordon and Brad Keseloski got into a shoving match in Texas yesterday. The pit crews pitched in too. Here’s a video of the fight. Jeff also showed off a busted lip and called Brad a “dipsh*t.”>
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