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Less Wife Beaters, More The Rock at Disney Please

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | April 27, 2017 |

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | April 27, 2017 |

Gwyneth has goop and now Nicole Richie has coop. Ok, she doesn’t, but she really should! It would be ah-mah-zing and I would definitely read it! - (Lainey)

A gentleman is suing Mr. R. Kelly for, I’m not sure what, exactly, emotional pain, maybe, because his wife had an ongoing affair with R. and also got chlamydia and it messed up their sex life. And also this man moved to another state with his wife, allegedly based on her career, but really it was so she could be closer to Kelly for the bumpin’ N’ grindin’. I just kind of feel like this man should be grateful that this woman has moved out of his life, because she does NOT seem like a prize and she has terrible taste in celebrities. (Dlisted)

In (not)shocking news, Ivanka Trump’s clothing line is not made in America. So, I guess like her father, Making America Great Again doesn’t start from the top down. Cool. Annnnyway, not only are her clothes primarily manufactured in China, the workers are paid below China’s minimum wage and they also are subjected to making unattractive clothing. Very rude. - (Celebitchy)

Mostly that last part was there just to segue into THIS, omg, you guys! I did not know about the Australian TV awards, the Logies. The fashion is, well, it’s like Fug Madness and Eurovision had a BABY! So great! I was going to pick a favorite and then just link to that one, but I can’t! I can’t! Ok, so other than Dannii Minogue, who looks lovely, every single slide is a winner. Every. Single. One. - (GFY)

So, actually, the Love Actually mini-sequel for Red Nose Day isn’t the ONLY mini-sequel there is for the beloved/hated Love Actually. You could actually be in a mini-sequel actually in London, Actually! - (Vanity Fair)

With Pirates of the Caribbean movie that ran Disney $320 million to produce coming out soon, Johnny Depp is working double time to erase the PR nightmare of the last year, so he surprised some folks by showing up at the actual Pirates of the Caribbean ride. So, it’s all forgiven, right?! So what if he knocked around his wife, he’s a hero for showing up at an amusement park. Blech. Here’s The Rock on a Disney Jungle Cruise boat, instead. (LA Times)

.. (I think the lady to my right is snapping a pic of my bootaaaay) Surprise! Once I committed to our Disney partners to make the movie based off the JUNGLE CRUISE ride, I wanted to dive head first into the research. So I headed to Walt Disney World and surprised tourists by commandeering the JUNGLE CRUISE boat. It was a GREAT day on the river. Learned a lot.. for example, it takes approximately 12.6 minutes for all the passengers to get over the shock of me jumping on the boat and thinking I'm a DJ look-a-like. One passenger even said, "Oh the real Rock is much smaller than this guy". I threw his ass off the boat. Jokes aside (and yes, with me as the Cruise Skipper there will be an abundance of puns) this is such an amazing, fantastical and cool world to build out. Best part about this surprise research day was knowing how FUN of an experience we're gonna work hard to create for families around the world. That's the part that gets my excited the most. The movie. The ride. The experience. It's the cruise of a lifetime. And trust me, you'll want me as your Skipper. Just don't forget to bring the Skipper's beer. Next step… we find our visionary director. #SurpriseAroundEveryCorner #ResearchDay #DisneyWorld #AllAboard #JungleCruise

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Do we get Nespreso commercials in the US? I’m trying to remember if I’ve ever seen any outside of the internet. George Clooney has a new one and I think it’s fun. It captures his charmingly whimsical side. I wonder if Nespreso will make future commercials with him that will play up his charmingly “haggard father of twins” side. - (Lainey)

I miss food trucks. We don’t seem to have many of them here in my neck of the woods. However, Australia has a pretty damn fine food truck. One called Chef Goldblum’s It has sausages. And JEFF GOLDBLUM. - (Hello Giggles)

The Romance genre is dominated by white authors and white protagonists, so J has made an effort to seek out romances with POC main characters. Alyssa Cole is an author to watch. In Cole’s An Extraordinary Union, Cole writes a romance between two Union spies, posing as a slave and a Confederate soldier. It could be a racially charged disaster, but J says Cole "delivers a thoughtful, sensitive story." (Cannonball Read 9)

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