Dustin has uncovered what may be the dumbest Walking Dead theory yet. (And if it turns out to be true, it’s still dumb, I don’t care.) Although “solar-powered zombies” is the best theory I’ve heard as to why zombies and vampires can’t be friends. (Uproxx)
Chloe Sevigny looks like she woke up hungover in her dorm room and realized she needed a last minute costume for a Rocky Horror show, but had also definitely never seen that movie. (Go Fug Yourself)
Leonardo DiCaprio is on Tinder and his pseudonym is FOOLPROOF. (Celebitchy)
I know our attention spans are short and the news cycle is long, but let’s not forget to notice that more women are still coming out with charges against Bill Cosby. (AV Club)
We get so used to the celebrity quote-apology-reapology loop (looking forward to Jeremy Renner’s inevitable re-apology and probably re-re-apology), it’s refreshing to see Robert Downey, Jr. go the other way and throw MAJOR AND ENTIRELY DESERVED SHADE at that interview he walked out on with a super passive aggressive burn. (EW)
Flattery will get you everywhere with Michelle Obama.
A little girl asks the first lady how old she is, and what follows may be one of the cutest things you'll see all day. http://cnn.it/1HVwlP7Posted by CNN Politics on Wednesday, April 22, 2015
Russel Brand, noted long-time leather-pants-wearing sex maker, has decided to be celibate. He’s also trying to learn about feminism. Or, learning to nourish his femininity? I don’t know, I don’t really understand his exact words, but I guess… kudos on the idea? (Yahoo)
Barbie has come out with a line of dolls honoring Ava DuVernay, Emmy Rossum, and other awesome women. They are very cool, but the Kristin Chenoweth one needs to be about three inches shorter, don’t you think? (Indiewire)
Courtney is refusing to let us ignore the most terrible spin-offs in TV history. MY LIFE WAS BETTER NOT KNOWING THERE WAS A HOME IMPROVEMENT SPIN-OFF, COURTNEY. (VH1)
The best school sport ever has been found: the art of tankery! In the world of the Girls Und Panzer graphic novels, high school girls are encouraged to take up "tankery" as an after-school sport which involves actual combat in actual military tanks. Kudos to Cannonballer CoffeeShopReader for bringing this to our attention, and fire up the Murdertank! (Cannonball Read 7)
Happy Friday! Here are some kittens.