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Leonardo DiCaprio Had a 21-Way in Miami & The Desperate Search For a Keira Knightley Baby Bump

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | December 8, 2014 |

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | December 8, 2014 |

Remember that Saturday Night Live scandal of yore, when Nora Dunn refused to work with Andrew Dice Clay? Well, Jon Lovitz has a different take on what went down. I don’t know what I believe, but basically everyone involved sounds like a assh*le. Lovitz included. (Uproxx)

Leonardo DiCaprio supposedly had a 21-way at an Art Basel party this weekend. A Jonas brother was involved. I don’t even know what else to say about that, but I’m hopeful that I’ll stop gagging any minute now. (DListed)

This weekend, Elton John wore a track suit and fell out of a chair. It was a perfect moment in the universe. Everyone was very polite and didn’t laugh until he stood back up. (Gawker)

The rumors of a Keira Knightley baby bump have started, but I think it’s more likely that this is just an incredibly ill-fitting dress. (Yahoo)

I am in love with this little girl who felt compelled to tell off this Disneyland Gaston. Sorry dude, but Belle is NOT marrying you— she’s off with the Beast RIGHT NOW. Make sure you stick around to the 1:40 mark when Gaston makes it SUPER weird. (DailyDot)

No one gives sex eye like Helen Mirren. She is eye-f*cking the crap out of this L’Oreal photoshoot. (Lainey)

What’s sexier than Helen Mirren? You might say “nothing,” and normally I would agree with you. But then I saw this Mirren/Emma Thompson hug fest and I suddenly have a lot of funny new feelings. (GFY)

Is your romantic life less than stellar? Caspar Salmon’s Grindr stories might make you feel better by comparison. (Some Such)

Patton Oswalt told Pete Holmes that basically everybody has always known that Bill Cosby is a monster: “It was a very badly kept secret in the comedian world.” (Inquisitr)

Chris Rock doesn’t want to be a “role model,” and frankly he think the very idea is kinda racist. (Celebitchy)

Aw, this flying mistletoe drone is so sweet and clever UNTIL IT RIPS YOUR FACE OPEN WITH ITS BLADES OF DEATH. (Mary Sue)

Sure, you love Matilda and The BFG, but did you know that Roald Dahl was a real-life James Bond, using his super sexy powers of seduction to get information from the powerful women of D.C.? (Phactual)

This Is How You Lose Her by Junot Díaz is competitivenonfiction’s favorite book of 2014. There’s nothing more to say except: read this. "You’ll walk away from this story aching, and Yunior will stay with you for days." (Cannonball Read 6)

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