After getting roundly dunked on for the past 24 hours, a Leonardo DiCaprio source is denying that the actor is dating 19-year-old model Eden Polani. The two were simply photographed together, and that’s it. Granted, that very well could be the case. Maybe there is a line for Leo. However, the problem is that he infamously denies every relationship and if one of his girlfriends does talk to the press, that’s usually a one-way ticket to the dumpster, where he tosses anyone over the age of 25. Let me put it this way: You could walk into Leo’s home, find him dining with a woman whose name is on a marriage license next to his, and he’d deny it to your face that they’re together. The man has a system. (TMZ)

Reese Witherspoon and Ashton Kutcher clearly got the memo to act at least somewhat excited about promoting their new movie together. (Lainey Gossip)

Brandi Glanville was kicked off of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip for allegedly sexually assaulting Caroline Manzo. (Dlisted)

Tom Brady’s thirst trap went horribly. (Celebitchy)

From TK: This is a great piece on Hogwarts Legacy. (GamesHub)

Pamela Anderson went from accusing Tim Allen of flashing her to saying he wasn’t doing anything malicious to refuting his denial because if he admitted it, more stories would come out. What a rollercoaster. (Uproxx)

Prince Harry almost hosted SNL, and still might. (Page Six)

Gynecologists hate Kourtney Kardashian’s… vaginal health gummies? Somewhere, Gwyneth Paltrow vows revenge for such insolence. (Jezebel)

From Kaleena: Someone must have dug up something questionable enough on George Santos to finally irritate the GOP. (CNN)

Armie Hammer’s accuser blasts his “manipulative” interview. (Daily Beast)

I will not buy a $500 Lord of the Rings LEGO set. I will not buy a $500 Lord of the Rings LEGO set. I will not buy a $500 Lord of the Rings LEGO set. (Polygon)

RevGirlUltena really enjoyed the grumpy/sunshine romance in Emily Wilde’s Encyclopaedia of Faeries by Heather Fawcett  "I just now realized that I may like this book so much because it is like a gender-flipped version of me and my husband." Which books do you love because you see yourself in them? (Cannonball Read 15)