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Last Night "The Office" Crossed Over Into "Hate Watch" Territory

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | April 20, 2012 |

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | April 20, 2012 |

While it’s been teetering on the verge of terrible for the past few seasons, I believe “The Office” officially jumped the shark last night…on a white horse…in traditional Indian garb. Cleanse yourselves with the classic scathe and bitch of a Rowlesian Rant. (Warming Glow)

Don’t call it a reboot, but Tyra Banks has just fired nearly everyone on her terrible reality show that made it watchable. Sorry, strike that, she fired absolutely everyone. (Celebitchy)

I love when TV actors reveal which characters they would prefer to play on their show. John Barrowman is willing to write some fanfic just so he could play the 12th Doctor. (Nerd Approved) And “Game of Thrones” actor Alfie Allen would rather play a shorter character. No not the coolest, shortest one. The second coolest, second shortest one. (The Mary Sue)

If you need me, I’ll be in my top secret tree house in the Canadian woods. (Laughing Squid)

I normally don’t enjoy mocking typos on the internet because I am so often clumsy of finger and addled of brain, but these “cologne” typos are extraordinary. (Sad And Useless)

Speaking of colons, I imagine this fellow who ordered and ate a burger with 1,050 slices of bacon on it did some irreparable damage to his. (Geekologie)


Here’s my real question. Why on earth, if you were going to eat that much bacon in one sitting, would you order it from Burger King? I’m pretty sure no pigs were harmed in the making of that bacon, if you know what I mean. The #1 on this list of The Ten Biggest Alpha Males In TV would be ashamed. (Unreality)

It’s only fair, since Kathy showed us what the rest of the world thinks of America, that we explore what American thinks of Europe. I think the Dracula part was my favorite. (BioTV)

Speaking of Dracula, I just found out yesterday who Bram Stoker based him on. Spoiler alert: he doesn’t sparkle. (True Legends)

Matthew Perry has been offered a new pilot. That’s his…fourth now? Could he get any more chances? (Deadline)

Usually The Big Picture comes up with a reason to show you lush, gorgeous photos. But today they just said, “Here, lush, gorgeous photos. Enjoy. You’ve earned it.” (The Big Picture)

Did you know Starbucks has a secret menu? Did you know it’s more diabetes-ridden than you could have possibly imagined? (The High Definite)

Allegedly, Charlize Theron and Alexander Skarsgard are bumping uglies godlike pretties. One blogger takes this as a sign that the Mayans were right and the end of the world is nigh… (MNPP)

Me? I think it has more to do with this.

Would one of you please please please with salsa on top bid on one of these 12 Things Currently Being Sold On Ebay Because They Kinda Look Like Jesus? PLEASE?! (The Awl)

Finally, one of my personal internet heroes, Ze Frank, is making videos again. Time for me to dust off my Sports Racers hoodie.

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