Lars Von Trier Promises Us Skarsgard Penis. Relax, Ladies, Wrong One.
Thanks to Brock for this pointed tip about Lars Von Trier’s new film wherein Stellan Skarsgard’s “floppy” penis will make an appearance. I’m not kidding. He said “floppy.” Cheers. (AV Club)
And nothing will get you, ahm, “floppier” faster than these booze-themed Holiday gifts. Oh, alcohol filled rocket pack, you complete me. (Uproxx)
Whatever the opposite of “floppy” is, that’s how I feel about this heartwarming poster from my favorite Christmas movie. (Reddit)
Speaking of a Cruel Yule, the prickly snapnhiss sent me this lovingly crafted Cthulhu Christmas Tree. That’s right my pets, stare right into the mouth of Christmas. (Obvious Winner)
The lovely Mindy Kaling and the POTUSILF, Bill Clinton, were on the Today show this morning to talk about the best books of the year. Mindy Kaling has always been a favorite of mine…but she’s backing the GOOP. THIS WILL NOT STAND. (NYMag)
Instead of buying me Mindy Kaling’s book, can one of you get me this Boba Fett knit cap? Wait, no, strike that, now that I think about it, someone make me a Boba Fez. (So Geek Chic)
I just wasted an hour reading this site. Trust me, when you start dream casting Farm Girls, you’ve gone too far. (Original Movie Ideas)
Speaking of time sucks, if you haven’t already seen it, I suggest you check out this preview for Season 2 of “Portlandia.” I don’t watch the show because Fred Armisen is like laughter krytponite to me, but the “Battlestar Galactica” obsession depicted here? I know that all to well. (IFC)
Speaking of space, check out these rad Deep Space photos from 2011. (Discover)
I love this contest over on Booooooom which asked readers to recreate a famous work of art. The top ten finalists can be seen here, but in case you don’t want to navigate the NSFW Frida Kahlo rack, my favorite can be seen below. (Boooooooom)
A Spanish village let the makers of The Smurfs paint their town blue as part of the promotion for the film. Dumb for two reasons. A) There’s already an all-blue city, Jodhpur, and it’s rad. B) Well, I don’t even have to articulate B. NPH knows what I’m talking about. (Kuriositas)
Hmmm, la dee dah, this Pajiba Love turned out rather arty. Well here’s a list of the best Louie CK fan art. Apparently it gets a little NSFW on the third page. I haven’t looked yet. Please report back as too the relative floppiness. (Mental Floss)
While this Jedi Ninja video is pretty nifty all on its own, stick around for the twist ending.
Finally, speaking of nerd fantasies, someone has but together a compilation of hackers wearing leather in honor of Lisbeth Salander. Not a trace of Cheeto dust to be found. Oh, Acid Burn, you’re simply the best.