Yeah yeah I know that’s Conan and Leno above and this story is about Kimmel, but, to me, that header photo defines the very height of Leno’s douchebaggery and, thus, I chose it. ANYWAY, Kimmel let his true feelings be known about Leno (again). This time with swear words! (Xfinity)
Awwwww here’s Jimmy!
Because I basically can’t go a day without posting a “Breaking Bad” link, here’s Aaron Paul with some Blue Crystal Meth donuts. *Homer Simpson noises…for Pinkman not the donuts* (Laughing Squid)
If you want to go on enjoying your day, the sunshine and your innate sense of justice in the world then do not, I repeat, donut, read this list of Highest Paid Celebrities. (WG)
For you, my science-y Pajibans, check out this fun “Map of Physics” from 1939. (Big Think)
And this fantastic series of Thor/”Arrested Development” mash-ups blue me away. (Uproxx)
It’s National Read Your Comics In Public Day. Or Read Comics In Public If You’re A Lady Day. I’ve seen it both ways. Anyway, I’ll be at the bar with one of my favorite people today flipping through Fables. It’s a rough life. I know. (Boing Boing)
Russell Brand and Ginger Spice are dating. To some this is a sign of the Britpocalypse. Me? I won’t be happy until Brand settles down with fellow comedian Noel Fielding. Look! It’s a rape joke I enjoy! (Celebitchy)
Why is that rape joke okay? Is it because it’s done so Britishishly? Maybe. Speaking of the Anglo patter, check out this Tube warning about mice that have been nibbling on passengers. The only way it could be more genteel is if they’d written “Do splash some tea on them, won’t you?” (The Awl) Compare it to this magnificent American warning about a rogue Goose. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Geese are *ssholes.
(Bag of Nothing) And, finally, to round out your zoological nightmares, check out the Venezuelan Poodle Moth. You’re welcome for the sleepless night. (Neatorama)
Speaking of nightmares, “Fashionably Geek” calles these Adventure Time sleep shirts “adorable.” I find that show confusing and terrifying and, thus, do not want its characters emblazoned on my chest. (Fashionably Geek)
A young deaf boy called “Hunter” has been asked to change his name because, in order to sign his name, his classmates have to make a gun with their fingers. Something’s broken here, but I’m not sure what it is. (The Agitator)
With this bang-a-rang photo spread I’m officially starting my “Put Emma Stone In That Totally Useless Blade Runner Reborquel” write-in campaign. Join me, won’t you? (T&L)
Finally, nothing I ever have or ever will see can possibly top Terry Crews’ “Muscle Music.”