Kim Kardashian Will Never Do a Roast Again, You Jerks

Now that Kim Kardashian is in her MAGA era, it behooves her to make her skin as thin as possible per the custom of the time. Case in point, she will never do another comedy roast again after getting booed when she randomly appeared at Tom Brady’s roast for some reason. Seriously, why was she even there? Not a single person on Earth has thought to themselves “Hey, you know who’s funny? Kim Kardashian.” I’ll bet my kids’ lives on it. (Deadline)

Team Wicked is having all the fun on the Oscar campaign trail. (Lainey Gossip)

Jennifer Lopez is finally starting to feel like herself again. (Celebitchy)

USAID was investigating Musk’s Starlink? You don’t say! (Wonkette)

From Chris: As a Gaga fan who was deeply not here for her Harlequin era, I for one am glad she seems to be back on her good stuff. (YouTube)

Needless to say, Zoe Saldana is not thrilled with this Karla Sofía Gascón business. (The Cut)

Jon Stewart had the best analogy for Trump’s tariffs. (Daily Beast)

Will Forte is still pissed at Warner Bros. for shelving Coyote Vs. Acme. (Variety)

Here’s my take on the latest Chappell Roan debacle: Would Kamala Harris have signed a slew of anti-trans executive orders? Then I guess both parties aren’t the same, are they? Good luck taking on the record labels though. (Out)

Kristin Davis confirms the ’90s were ridiculous. (Jezebel)

Anthony Mackie has lofty goals for his Captain America, and honestly, I hope they work out. I don’t care if it’s cringe to say this, kids need heroes. That sh*t means something. (Gizmodo)

After a rough 2024 (and, ugh, this past January), Booklovingchica was looking for a new comfort read and found some great characters in L. A. Hart’s Revenge Puck. “All the emotional growth is balanced out by what is essentially a fun and lightly sexy read.” What do you look for in a comfort read? (Cannonball Read 17)

From Jen:

Least important part of this but they know Sauron is the villain who loses, right?

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— Nicholas Slayton (@nslayton.bsky.social) February 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM