Katy Perry Never Farts In Front Of Romantic Interests: Do You?
Ellen DeGeneres has been hired to host the Oscars next year. This, of course, being her second time. Let the somewhat ambivalent dances of joy commence. (AV Club)
Charming Potato haters will enjoy this horrendous photo of the spud with blonde hair and elf ears on the set of Jupiter Ascending. (DListed)
The New England Patriots camp has opened, and oddly enough, the Tim Tebow sideshow is the very least of Belichick’s problems. (Grantland)
Bryan Cranston discusses the worst possible ending for his “Breaking Bad” character. Good god, that does sounds horrific. (Warming Glow)
Chris Evans is set to make his directorial debut in 1:30 train, which sort of sounds like a Before Sunrise ripoff. Don’t get me wrong though. I’ll watch it and imagine that the entire movie is simply a constant loop of this Cap ass GIF. (Slashfilm)
Paul Haggis wrote a nice open letter to Leah Remini after she left Scientology. (Videogum)
Well, damn it. Jack White’s second ex-wife, Karen Elson, has filed a restraining order against him for his “violent” temper and controlling behavior. (Vulture)
Diablo Cody’s directorial debut, Paradise is going straight to VOD. I hate to say it, but if this poster is any indication, that’s exactly where this movie belongs. (Uproxx)
Katy Perry decided to battle rumors that she got with Robert “Sparkles” Pattinson by claiming to not only “fart” but “fart properly” in front of him — because she never farts in front of guys that she dates. Now I feel sorry for Katy for not feeling free enough to far in front of the ones she loves. (Celebitchy)
Looking for tips on how to walk across hot coals? Knock yourself out. (Mental Floss)
Will the latest remake of a remake of Scarface place the main character as a bath salts dealer? (Film School Rejects)
Justin Bieber stopped a concert to take a fan’s iPhone, put it in his pants, and rubbed it around for fun. (Buzzfeed)
Oh, and the Biebs was also spotted strolling around New York City while wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. He’s so deep and “anonymous.” (Daily Mail)
Carrie Fisher and Warwick Davis have re-enacted a Return of the Jedi scene from thirty years. Yep, the scene still does absolutely nothing for me. (Kotaku)
Congratulations go out to Kate Hudson for wearing a quilted photo album made of denim and still managing to look righteously hot. (Go Fug Yourself)
Would you try out a Ben & Jerry’s flavor called “War and Peach”? The ideas get even worse from there. (The Mary Sue)
Finally, I can’t believe it’s come to this, folks. A man plays his trumpet for a donkey, and I can’t tell if the poor beast loves it or hates it.
Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at celebitchy.com.
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