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Justin Timberlake Has a Very Large Penis, Says ... Patricia Clarkson?

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | June 29, 2018 |

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | June 29, 2018 |


When Spencer Pratt somehow doesn’t look like the biggest douche in a photo. (Lainey) Also, same post: I don’t really like the celebrity actor-Instagramming-with-their dog trend. HAVE YOU NO SHAME? (Lainey)

Obama will save us! Wait, what’s that? Obama says he’s not our savior?! Shit. It must not be that bad, then. Come again? What’s that? Obama says that is is that bad. Oh goddamn it! (Celebitchy)

How does a “no texting” rule keep things hot between Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban? They must have very boring texts. (Dlisted)

There were many responses to Marco Rubio taking issue with the word “fuck” being used on cable news in the wake of a shooting in an Annapolis newsroom, but David Simon’s was the most effective. And profane. (Yahoo)

Related: “Journalists, like all Americans, should be free from the fear of being violently attacked while doing their jobs,” said Donald Trump, the man who calls the media an “enemy of the state.”

Speaking of the dumbass in chief, Stuttering John called him up on Air Force One and pretended to be Senator Bob Menendez and apparently managed to speak to the President for two hours. Great security up there, chief. (The Daily Mail)

The surprise isn’t learning that Justin Timberlake is well endowed, the surprise is in who we found out from: A swoony Patricia Clarkson. (Vulture)

The surprise isn’t learning that a fart machine was snuck onto the set of a television show, it’s in who snuck it on: Amy Adams. (Vulture)

Speaking of Amy Adams, this is probably shameful to admit(?), but I have no idea who the woman is to whom the Fug Girls are comparing Adams. (Fug Girls)

(Oh! I just looked it up. I don’t feel bad for not knowing that!)

This, from our old friend Skitz, is bloody fantastic:

Alec Baldwin joked that in the current #MeToo era, he’s afraid to even touch his wife, because Alec Baldwin is an idiot. (Daily Beast)

In this reality, Dexter Palmer’s near future novel, Version Control, is the 3rd book genericwhitegirl has reviewed for CBR10. In another reality, it’s her 31st. "This is a story about cause and effect and the things we do to disrupt the delicate fabric that keeps our relationships and everything we hold dear in place." What are you doing in a different timeline? (Cannonball Read 10)

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