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Johnny Depp Ain't Couch Jumping Yet, But He's Damn Close

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | April 4, 2014 |

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | April 4, 2014 |

Many people agree that late-night television could use a female host in the wake of David Letterman’s retirement announcement. I heartily agree — just not this woman. (DB)

Seth Meyers truly understands why many of us are so upset to see Dave go. Seth gave a very appropriate tribute last night. (WG)

Look, Scarlett Johansson knows you’re going to screencap any nude scenes she does on film. She’s only interested in making sure those scenes have artistic integrity. (Uproxx)

Let’s face it: Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, and Brad Pitt are no longer spring chickens. Then again, neither are you. (GFY)

The world of fanfiction is a frightening yet wonderful thing. Guess which franchise beats Twilight in sheer quantity of fanfiction pieces? The answer shouldn’t surprise me. (Unreality)

Tumblr has a great time with Tom Hiddleston in The Pirate Fairy. (TMS)

Johnny Depp is doing the talk-show circuit to promote Transcendence. He talks a lot about Amber Heard during these interviews. Dude is so far gone. Should we be happy for him? I’m happier for Amber. (Lainey)

Since we’re on the verge of talking about couch jumping, let’s move onto Tom Cruise’s next likely target for a Xenu-shattering romance: Elisabeth Moss. (Celebitchy)

The Expendables 3 already has a trailer. They blow shit up. Lots of actors claim paychecks. They blow more shit up. The end. (FSR)

A baseball historian contemplates the reality of a never-ending baseball game. This is where I step in like a clueless a-hole (which I am) and mention that all baseball games last an eternity. (MF)

The mondo poster for Captain America: The Winter Soldier is predictably cool as hell. (Slashfilm)

Mariah Carey may be the one person on the planet who retains blissful ignorance concerning the existence of Kim Kardashian’s ass. Mariah’s completely full of it, of course. She’s taking the p-ss on the Klan. (DListed)

What do you mean, not every reads an internet story before commenting? That sounds like an April Fool’s joke to me. (Kotaku)

Did you ever feel that Downton Abbey needed a splash of dystopia? Well then, you’re in luck! Caitlin recommends Landry Park by Bethany Hagen to satisfy all of your dystopian courtship needs. (Cannonball Read 6)

Here’s the first teaser for Zoe Saldana’s NBC miniseries/remake of Rosemary’s Baby. It’s as awful as you ever suspected it would be:

Aaand because it’s Friday and I’m about to cut and run for Winter Soldier, here’s Superdog doing a slow-mo face plant into a couch:

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