If it feels like John Mulaney’s divorce was just announced a few days ago, that’s because it was. It was Monday. But now comes a report from PEOPLE, which is about as above board as it gets with this sort of thing, that he’s dating Olivia Munn after the two “met at church in Los Angeles.” So… yeah. (PEOPLE)

In other rapidly escalating romance news, Kat Dennings and Andrew WK are engaged, and yes, it was just last week when everyone found out they were even dating. Welcome to the Horny Summer of Vaxxed-Up Celebs, everyone. (Instagram)

Friends: The Reunion is actually happening and in two weeks. (Lainey Gossip)

Tiffany Haddish is reportedly the heir apparent to Ellen DeGeneres, which is news that I’m sure Kristen Bell is loving right now. (Dlisted)

Speaking of which, Prince Harry stopped by Dax Shepard’s podcast. (Celebitchy)

J-Lo’s been with him for like 2 weeks and he’s hot as shit again. I bet his phoenix back tattoo is slowly disappearing like the photo in Back to the Future. pic.twitter.com/PnnrloKz1c

— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) May 10, 2021

I had no idea that Bill Cosby used to mentor Jaleel White, but fortunately, Urkel broke things off and is a full believer that Cosby is where he belongs. (The Root)

“Masterful subtle evisceration,” via our old friend, Wojciech. (NYT)

From Kayleigh: “The facilitation of harassment in its many forms is perhaps social media’s most reliable content strategy.” Jenna Mahale for Bitch Media takes on social media’s commodification of online harassment. (Bitch Media)

From Roxana: The strange fate of a group of skiers in the Ural Mountains has generated endless speculation, and now, the old Soviet mystery may have been solved. (New Yorker)

so the CDC is going with the honor system with people who were printing out fake vaxx cards at staples

ok

— Miss Gender (@girldrawsghosts) May 13, 2021

Target had to stop selling Pokémon cards because, on top of a freaking pandemic, people were pulling guns on each other over Jigglypuff. (Kotaku)

Kathryn goddamn Hahn is today’s addition to Knives Out 2. Yes, please. (Deadline)

The Righteous Gemstones Season 2 cast is also getting stacked. (Variety)

And Meghan McCain is so over the insurrection, you guys. (Uproxx)

Crystalclear is excited about a new middle grade fantasy series by Amanda Foody, which begins with The Accidental Apprentice. "We also only see a small part of this world, and there are new and exciting things that we are given a glimpse of." What do you look for in books for a middle grade reader? (Cannonball Read 13)

I died then watched a couple more times. https://t.co/xQrmHpfTEH pic.twitter.com/nQ6BZ9ABgy

— Paul Bae (@MrPaulBae) May 12, 2021

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