Joe Biden Is Worried About AI Because of… ‘Mission: Impossible?’

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | October 31, 2023 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | October 31, 2023 |

Somebody let Joe Biden watch Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One while Jill was out of the house, and now our president is deeply concerned about AI. Which is good, but also, he knows it was just a movie, right? The computers can’t make Tom Cruise taller in the real world. They don’t have that power yet. (Deadline)

In related news, DeSantis is almost definitely wearing height boosters. (Politico)

Lainey has the right idea. Let’s all take a breather and bask in Keanu Reeves. (Lainey Gossip)

Kim Kardashian is now the official underwear of the NBA. — That tracks. (Celebitchy)

Hot take: Lemonade probably shouldn’t kill you. (Wonkette)

I’ve been curious how Marvel is going to build up hype for The Marvels with the SAG-AFTRA strike still going strong, and blatantly teasing the X-Men is one way to do that. (Uproxx)

Matthew Perry saved John Stamos from an embarrassing moment on Friends. (Page Six)

After making a big deal about going big on theatrical, Warners Bros. is dumping its Salem’s Lot remake on Max. Yikes. (Variety)

The story behind Home Depot’s 12-foot-tall skeleton. (Polygon)

Bodies is based on a Vertigo comic? Now, I’m even more intrigued. (Gizmodo)

After some all-caps love for Jamison Shea’s I Feed Her to the Beast and the Beast Is Me, Owlizabeth explains why Laure is NOT a villain. “When a person uses whatever power they can accumulate to tear down discriminatory power structures that thrive on the pain and sacrifices of young women…well those are hero moves in my book.“ Which villain do you think is really a hero? (Cannonball Read 15)

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— Paperback Paradise (@paprbckparadise) October 30, 2023