Portia De Rossi has quit the acting business. (DListed)

Lindsay Shookus does not want to exploit the fact that she is now fame adjacent, she begrudgingly tells Elle magazine in a profile about her fame adjacency. (Lainey)

Make up your damn mind, garbage dad! The wedding is this weekend. (Celebitchy)

Good news! The Senate voted to save net neutrality. Bad news: The House will never pass it. Worse news? Even if they did, Trump would never sign it. But, victory? (The Mary Sue)

We’re a little torn in the Pajiba Slack about whether it was appropriate for Hillary Duff to shame her neighbor, by name, for smoking and reeking up Duff’s apartment. I kind of feel like if Duff is resorting to public shaming, she’s probably already exhausted other avenues, and if you’re a non-smoker living in a cloud of someone else’s smoke, I get why you’d be upset. But did she have to be a jerk about it? (Maybe!) (Jezebel)

“I just have to apologize for how wrecked I look in all the pictures that have come out. I’m really sorry for looking like a hot mess on the red carpet yesterday.” — Jennifer Love Hewitt delivering the most unnecessary apology ever on how she looked on the Red Carpet (pictured above) before being announced as Connie Briton’s replacement on 911. (Just Jared)

The Deadpool 2 marketing is so good. (Uproxx)

guys look at the movie rack at walmart! brett just sent me the photo. the promo for deadpool is unbelievable pic.twitter.com/eDSL05MLbg

— semi-stable centenarian 🖤🔪⭐️ (@rainbowslinky) May 15, 2018

Look, Bryan Fuller: If you quit one job, maybe they’re the problem. But this is like the 10th job you’ve quit. I’m beginning to think that Fuller might be the problem. (/Film)

YEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEES! Double Tap! (FSR)

I don’t know her, and I know it’s true.

I want to wish the Happiest of Birthdays to @melanielynskey , who is pure love turned into a human being, and everyone who knows her knows it’s true 🌬🎂

— Jason Ritter 🦋 (@JasonRitter) May 17, 2018

Panama Jackson poses a question that I’m not sure anyone can answer: “How the hell did Kenny G manage to be the top-selling instrumentalist of all time making music that most of us HATE listening to in the elevator?” He sold 75 million albums, people! (Very Smart Brothas)

Pete Davidson relays a bizarre story about how Donald Trump faked receiving a call during his week on SNL in order to brag about his book sales. (Vulture)

Side note: In that same interview, Pete Davidson said that he and Cazzie David (daughter of Larry) have split.

Good lord, I could not be more excited about the next Mission Impossible film. (Hypable)

Ditto:

I want this moment to get a spinoff movie.
Accepting pitches for its title. https://t.co/hqkmGGzXs2

— Kristy Puchko (@KristyPuchko) May 17, 2018

My favorite moment in the Mission Impossible trailer is when Henry Cavill reloads his arms. pic.twitter.com/ReJHY5lfoM

— Danny or Daurel (@GameDesignDan) May 16, 2018

FakePoppy found it "a pleasure to read a love story about two adults, who are acting as such and not spoiled children." In Roni Loren’s The Ones Who Got Away, former classmates and survivors of a tragedy are reunited for a documentary. Olivia and Finn grapple with the lasting impact of surviving while they get to know each other again. Who would you like to see again from your school days? (Cannonball Read 10)

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