Jeremy Renner Responds to Criticism with Complete F*cking Gibberish
It must be hard to look comfortable on a red carpet when the words “Nasty Baby” are surrounding you. It must be doubly uncomfortable in Kristen Wiig’s terrible jumpsuit. (Go Fug Yourself)
Gwyneth Paltrow published an article on GOOP yesterday about how bras cause cancer. The part about too-tight bras restricting lymph nodes? I buy that. Amplifying WiFi and cell signals to shoot radiation into your chest? Not so much. (DListed)
Jeremy Renner tweeted out what seems like a response to yesterday’s warranted criticisms of his douchery. I mean, I THINK that’s what it is? It’s just hashtag nonsense.
Yesterday a bunch of Redditors who got C’s in school shared what they ended up doing with their lives. (Uproxx)
Guard your tear ducts: a 95-year-old man called into a radio station to talk about how he missed his wife, who has to live at a nursing home. And what do you you do when someone tells you they’re lonely? You invite them over for coffee. (Mashable)
In case you missed it, the Star Wars music-only trailer is a John Williams emotion-fest. (/Film)
And here’s another fan-made trailer using all the Force Awakens footage available.
R.L. Stine doesn’t dress up for Halloween, but he does give out Goosebumps books along with candy. He’s the coolest curmudgeon out there.(People)
Spend 6 minutes with the magic and talent of Paul Thomas Anderson. (Indiewire)
Thank Godtopus! Our Cannonballer duo Pattykakes took on Stephenie Meyer’s gender-swapped, anniversary version of Twilight so you don’t have to. Pat and Kat let loose with their usual conversation of snark and animated gifs, not to mention an appearance by Dr. Frank-N-Furter. This review is not to be missed, even if the book is meh. (Cannonball Read 7)
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