Jennifer Lopez Will Win the War With Butt Selfies

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 2, 2024 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 2, 2024 |

After remaining silent all summer, Jennifer Lopez finally pulled the trigger on divorcing Ben Affleck, and in less than a week, her people have done a shockingly thorough job of flipping the script from “she ruined their marriage with her documentary” to “he’s a moody man-child who already started to check out on the honeymoon.” To cement her unbothered victory, JLo celebrated her freedom by blasting a butt selfie to her 44 million followers. I’m sure Ben will get a kick out of that. — I’ll go lay in traffic now. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. (Twitter)

Jason and Travis Kelce’s New Heights podcast got a Taylor Swift bump. (Lainey Gossip)

Leah Remini will have one of those divorces, too, please. (Celebitchy)

Gen Z is teaching us the sky won’t fall if people take a sick day. (Wonkette)

Kayleigh wrote about the messy interview between M.I.A. and The New York Times. (Gossip Reading Club)

George R.R. Martin also didn’t care for House of the Dragon Season 2, and apparently, he will have words on that later. Where have I heard that before? (Daily Beast)

From Jen: Whoever told Lara Trump she can sing should be fired — into the sun. (Threads)

From Lainey: My husband sent me this and I need EVERYONE to see it even though everyone may have already seen this. He’s not always up to date on internetting. (Reddit)

From Genevieve: NaNoWriMo coming out to say that objections to AI are classist and ableist, in case anyone needed a new reason to not bother with it this year. (Twitter)

A simple guide to roasting your friends with screenshots. (Type Click Type)

From Petr: Ah Christ, just f*ck off. “The new digital flex”: the airport tray trend stirring outrage and delight. (The Guardian)

Cannonballer jomidi wants to know how your summer was, reading-wise. She read some new books by old favorites, discovered some new authors, and joined a short story book club at her local library. How about you? Great reads? Terrible reads? Visit this Cannonball Read comment diversion and let them know. (Cannonball Read 16)

From Roxana:

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