Jennifer Lawrence Wants A Boyfriend Who Farts & Gwyneth Paltrow Farts Shade At Martha Stewart
Dustin does a body-by-body playback of last night’s Sons of Anarchy episode. Kurt Sutter is bound and determined to make this show bloody until the bitter end. (WG)
Sarah Silverman went and bought herself a penis to illustrate the gender gap. It’s typical Silverman humor, but this time it’s for a very good cause. (Jezebel)
It’s been a bad week for 7th Heaven alum. Sarah Goldberg, who played the wife of Barry Watson’s character, has died at the age of 40. (MTV)
Because no two domestic violence cases are alike — #WhyBuffyStayed: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Riley, and the cycle of abuse. (TMS)
Jennifer Garner may be relegated to the clichéd mom roles in Hollywood these days, but goddamn it, she can rock a ponytail like no other. (GFY)
Jennifer Lawrence lists the things she wants to find in a boyfriend. The most important requirement appears to be a guy who “you know, isn’t afraid to fart in front of me.” That pretty much describes every man I’ve ever known. (VF)
Poor Kristen Stewart will never stop being awkward in interviews. (Us)
Gwyneth Paltrow finally demonstrates some game in her shade-throwing fight with Martha Stewart. Still, Goop should beware. She’s dealing with a woman who knows how to survive in prison. (Uproxx)
The Beyonce/Jay-Z machine just keeps on churning. Not only are they not divorcing (anytime soon), but they’re also working on a “secret” new album. (Lainey)
Michael Keaton says playing Batman used to be a difficult task. Nowadays? Not so much. Fight, fight! Not really. Keaton speaks the truth here with little to no Batfleck shade. (CB)
Morrissey reveals that he’s been treated for cancer several times over the past few years. His attitude about the whole ordeal is everything you’d expect from Morrissey. (DL)
I’m sorry (not really), but there’s no way that Nicole Kidman’s Botox face will be able to carry off the hyper-nuanced lead role in Before I Go To Sleep. (Slashfilm)
Since October basically means “Halloween” and nothing else, this month is worth revisiting the notion that witches ride brooms and why. (MF)
A UK gent has allegedly killed his pal after discovering some illicit Facebook “poking” between the gent’s ladyfriend and the pal. I don’t think “poking” means what he thinks it means. (Mirror)
The first patient diagnosed with Ebola in the United States, Thomas Eric Duncan, has passed away in Texas. (ABC)
Thank god someone else said it: The Pixar Theory is an utter load of crap. (Unreality)
This video shouldn’t be funny, but it’s hilarious. Jessica Lange is having none of Lea Michele’s pose-harding on the red carpet. Funtime happens at the 1:00 minute mark.
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