The Screen Actors Guild Awards are usually held on a Sunday night, but this year the SAGs got super adventurous and happened on Saturday. Celebitchy feverishly covered the event over 16 posts. Jennifer Lawrence wore a dress and made crazy-ass faces. Go look. (Celebitchy)
Also at the SAGS: Bradley Cooper was pranked by Ukranian journalist Vitalii Sediuk with a crotch hug. BCoop handled it well and gave him a pat on the head. Vitalii should be arrested for his ridiculous antics. (DListed)
Kerry Washington wore a crop top on the SAGs red carpet, which is weird enough as is. She’s also very, very pregnant. (USA Today)
Lupita Nyong’o has yet to make a misstep during her debut awards season. Seriously, it’s time to mess up now. Don’t wait for two years and then suffer a JLaw-type backlash. (Go Fug Yourself)
At last night’s Producers Guild Awards, Ben Affleck made a penis joke in reference to Batman, Matt Damon, and Michael Fassbender. (Us)
Elsewhere at the PGA awards, cinema’s Sherlock Holmes met television’s Sherlock Holmes. The only thing this picture is missing is Jonny Lee Miller draped around them both.
Aaaand Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are officially engaged to be married. She’s 50. She’s 27. Goddamn it, Wino Forever. (People)
Dustin is the closest watcher of Mad Men in the entire universe. This time, it’s not a conspiracy theory (yet) but the discovery of the monster of all Mad Men Easter eggs. (Uproxx)
Football fans already know this, but the Seahawks and the Broncos are set for the Super Bowl. Enjoy this incredibly detailed analysis of how the teams arrived at their destination. (Grantland)
Kanye West: “The teachings and the confidence that was instilled by my grandfather into my mother, and from my mother into me - which will now, of course, be instilled by me into North - will create the best winter coat against doubters and dream-killers ever made.” (Vulture)
Veronica Mars marshmallows do exist. You’re welcome. (The Mary Sue)
Two Sherlock and Doctor Who fangirls enjoy a tour of favorite British show locations. (Unreality)
Be forewarned about some spoilers in Marc’s review of Days of Blood and Starlight by Laini Taylor. If you’re following this YA trilogy, though, you’ll appreciate this thorough and well-done review, and you just might look back more fondly on Daughter of Smoke and Bone. (Cannonball Read)
Batman vs. Superman has been pushed back until May 2016. We’ll survive somehow. (Slashfilm)
Casey Anthony’s clothing that she wore during her trial is on sale for $800 per item. Apparently, people are buying. It’s a sick, sick world, y’all. (Uproxx)
Ooh, boy. The Tyra Banks/Lindsay Lohan Disney “classic,” Life Size, is getting a sequel. Remember, Lindsay turned her doll into a life-sized Tyra? The only good news here is that Tyra is under contract, but Lindsay surely is not. (Buzzfeed)
Here’s a video of the American Hustle cast in the SAGs press room after receiving their ensemble award. Who’s the biggest a-hole of the bunch? I’d say it’s a close tie between Bradley Cooper and Michael Pena.
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