I’m so close to liking Christina Hendricks in this Newsies getup. But also, I suppose, so far away. (Go Fug Yourself)
During her Mockingjay: Part 2 press tour this week, Jennifer Lawrence said “If Donald Trump becomes president, that will be the end of the world.” She also said she sometimes pees in sinks when the toilet is occupied. In fact, she may prefer the sink. I’m sure one of those is logical and one is inflammatory, but I honestly can’t say for sure which is which. (Jezebel)
Sandra Bullock may have adopted a baby girl. That’s basically the entirety of what anyone knows about that. (Lainey)
Tori Spelling seems to have (at some point) slept with either Brandon or Dylan. 11-year-old Me is very invested in this question. (Celebitchy)
He’s an incredibly upsetting list of all the school shootings in the U.S. since Sandy Hook. Just in schools, and only when a firearm was discharged (not just carried). And there are so, so many. (Every Town)
Mike Huckabee criticized President Obama for ‘shamelessly’ politicizing yesterday’s Oregon shooting. I would like to criticize Mike Huckabee for being a fucking lunatic. (Mediaite)
Yes, Elizabeth Banks, I think you are…
Am I a feminist? I don't care about the label, I care about the policies: reproductive choice, equal pay and opportunity, personal safety.— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) October 1, 2015
Why do so many Americans think they have “Cherokee blood”? (Slate)
Here’s every club you need to visit in New York, according to SNL’s Stefon. These places have everything. (EW)
Apparently a coffee shortage may be on its way, so if you need me, I’ll be stocking up the shelves of my caffeinated underground bunker. (Delish)
I suppose I should also stock up on some tube meat, shouldn’t I? (Lucky Peach)
One of the most frequently challenged books in 2014 was Saga, by Brian Vaughan and Fiona Staples. A HUGE hit over at Cannonball Read, there have been tons of reviews of the various volumes this year. Saga’s "star-crossed lovers, lie-detecting felines, and the greatest haircut in all of literature" grabbed Scootsa1000 from the beginning. Check out her review if you haven’t heard of this one, or if you need coaxing to stick it to those book-banning morons. #BannedBooksWeek (Cannonball Read 7)
In lieu of a usual Friday cute animal video, here’s some great advice for self-care and not listening to demons, regular or otherwise.
Oh, who am I kidding? Of course there’s a cat video too. Have a good weekend, everyone! And don’t let any jerk cats tell you what or what not to play on your own damn flute.