Courtney already killed it last night with the Golden Globes coverage, so I’ll try to keep the topic to a minimum. I did want to mention one amusing gaffe about the soaking of the red carpet, which — depending on the source — arrived courtesy of a fire sprinkler and/or a sewage water leak. (DM)
Oh wait. Let’s talk a bit more about the Globes. Was Jared Leto’s speech homophobic, or was he merely complimenting his own cute little ass? I think the answer is obvious. (Warming Glow)
Jennifer Lawrence’s “duvet” Dior dress from last night is already the subject of many online memes. My daughter triumphantly yelled, “It’s Ariel from The Little Mermaid!” That’s only the beginning. (Telegraph)
Photos of the gorgeous Globes dresses are everywhere to be found at Celebitchy. Let’s not ignore the dudes. Here’s a nice little summary of the hot guys at the affair. (Celebitchy)
In an actual study, millennials have confessed to not trusting Jay-Z at all. Does it matter though? People are still buying his expensive ass clothing and music. Moguls don’t need to trusted. They only need money. (The Daily Beast)
If you’ve ever wanted to see a cat that looks like Chewbacca, then this is your lucky day. (TMS)
With the return of Girls for its third season, this writer has penned a thoughtful essay of how the show might just grow up. (Grantland)
Sadly, Girls doesn’t plan on changing just because you want it to. (Vulture)
Is there anything as heartwarming as mother-daughter bonding at a rehab center? Ke$ha’s mom has checked in for Dr. Luke PTSD while her daughter recovers from an eating disorder. (DListed)
Kevin Smith was only joking about that silly retirement business. Hahaha, suckers. (Film Drunk)
Ronald McDonald with a chainsaw and Barbie as Beatrix Kiddo. Enough said. (Buzzfeed)
You’ve all heard the rumor that a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s mouth. Time to put this baby to the test. You first. (Mental Floss)
Just the other day, I was wondering when Quentin Tarantino would start dropping hints for his next movie. Turns out there’s an early script circulating. The film’s working title is The Hateful Eight, and he’s looking to cast Christoph Waltz and Bruce Dern. (Slashfilm)
Scarlett Johansson does retro pinup so well. I wish it was her default look. (Go Fug Yourself)
This video is the cutest thing I’ve seen coming out of humans in awhile. A little baby girl did about 15 double takes after she met her daddy’s twin for the first time. Her side-eye is epic.
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