Lily Allen says there’s no reason for feminism to exist anymore. Everyone is equal, yo. Men are not the enemies; women are clearly the problem. Sigh. I don’t even know where to begin. (Jezebel)
Some self-righteous Christians are all upset that Matthew McConaughey thanked God while accepting an award for a movie filled with nudity, sex, and prostitution. They’re also pulling the Magic Mike card. (Film Drunk)
Cobie Smulders had a very long, awkward sex scene in a 2005, straight-to-DVD movie. Dustin uncovered it for your viewing (non-)pleasure. (WG)
Michael Jackson’s secret son, Brandon Howard, held a press conference yesterday to introduce himself to the world. (DListed)
Jennifer Lawrence is so blazingly happy that she lost the race for Best Supporting Actress at the Oscars. She is “very aware of the backlash” and danger of becoming the next Anne Hathaway. JLaw is right. She would have never recovered. (CB)
Jared Leto reminds us all why we once thought he was a total douche. He thinks Jennifer totally faked falling at the Oscars both times. He also admits to heckling her from the audience while she presented the Best Actor award. Nice manners, babe. (Us)
Does the world really need a gritty, Dark Knight-esque Zorro reboot? (Slashfilm)
Miss Piggy’s face in the classic Pulp Fiction Uma poster: Creepy. (TMS)
Wes Anderson built The Grand Budapest Hotel with many quirky considerations. Fans will enjoy this in-depth look at the process. (FSR)
The Independent Spirit Awards were a buffet of bad fashion. Jon Hamm and his Don Draper suit were not impressed. (GFY)
An obsessive artist spent 5 months creating a Breaking Bad poster for every single episode. (Unreality)
The most common dreams are explained in this article. I have the test-taking dream all the time. Do people really dream about showing up to work naked? I don’t, but that’s one of the few perks of working at home. (Mental Floss)
Forget about Barbie? Here’s a doll based upon real human females. (Kotaku)
Cancer f—-ing sucks. Cancer is an a-hole. Some of the most truly awesome people we know have been affected by this f—er, and it is just the worst. However, there is one simple thing you can do to fight cancer. You can visit the Cannonball Read group blog. Just visiting the website, or (gasp!) clicking on an ad there, not to mention buying something from one of the amazon.com links generates revenue. 100% of all of those proceeds are donated to the American Cancer Society in the late, great AlabamaPink’s name. It might just be drops in the bucket, but all you Pajibans could add up to a tidal wave. Go check it out. You might even find a good book to read! (Cannonball Read 6)
The new trailer for Sin City: A Dame To Kill For features Joseph Gordon Levitt being amazing and Eva Green acting as very alluring box-office poison. It also features Jessica Alba pretending to be a stripper while somehow staying fully clothed.
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