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By Ursula Scully | Pajiba Love | May 9, 2019 |

By Ursula Scully | Pajiba Love | May 9, 2019 |

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Hello, my darling Pajibans! I am on holiday, my blood is approximately 47% rum now, and here are the stories I gathered for you to peruse at your leisure. Enjoy!

I really need the media to pay more attention to Elizabeth Warren. (Time)

Psilocybin (the mushrooms of the psychedelic persuasion) have been decriminalized in Denver. Which is yet another good reason to visit the Mile High city! (First is the egg croissant sandwich at The Market. Second is family, I guess. The third is shroomies!) (Denver Post)

Bunny Island. But with bombs. Boston, I love you, but what?!. (Boston)

Game of Thrones S8E5 photos are in and it looks like Dany’s curling iron broke or her voltage converter doesn’t work in Dragonstone. (Celebitchy)

Hmmm. Emilia Clarke posted a photo with her hair covered under a scarf-thing, so now I’m wondering if there is something more to this. #HairGate! (Lainey Gossip)

I have never wanted kids, and even still, in my late thirties, I come across rude people who have the nerve to tell me I’ll change my mind. This story about late motherhood only reinforces my decision. (Longreads)

Johnny Depp’s attorneys are arguing that Amber Heard’s allegations are a “hoax” and my god, has this man no shame? (Dlisted)

As a quasi-European, I love roundabouts. They are so much better than sitting at stop lights. Don’t you even @ me. (Current Affairs)

Amy Poehler is the best, obviously, but you should see her cute pajama suit. (GFY)

Do you ever see something new and wonder why in the world it took us so long to come up with it? Because: velcro on fitted sheets. (Curbed)

On the other end of that spectrum, I give you “AirPods Are a Tragedy”. (Vice)

Want to know how you too can write 179 books like best-selling legend Danielle Steel? Well, it involves 20 hour work days…(Glamour)

Y’all, I’m sitting around 18°N latitude so this new study that shows sunscreen chemicals are absorbed into the bloodstream is fine with me. I mean, the rum is just going to kill them anyway, right? Right. (Wired)

Monopoly is the worst board game, full stop. But did you know it was designed to teach people about income inequality? I think it bombed on that directive, don’t you? (Smithsonian Mag)

What happens when a 13-year-old joins the Alt-Right. Ugh. (Washingtonian)

GoAllieGo’s family has a whole mythology about people who are bears. When she saw Pamela Ribon and Cat Farris’ graphic novel My Boyfriend is a Bear, she had to read it. "This short story is su-weet. I know the author probably has her own personal bear mythology, but somehow this little story felt deeply personal to my bear-people!" Is there a bear in your life? (Cannonball Read 11)

Always and forever: eat. the. rich.

Ursula is a Staff Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter.

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