Um, don’t freak out, okay munchkins, but it looks like the sky is quite literally falling. Well, that is to say a satellite is hurtling towards earth. Also? NASA doesn’t know exactly where or exactly when it will hit. Come ON, NASA, it’s not like this is rocket scie-oh. (ABC)
Speaking of NASA, they’re asking us, the unwashed masses to help them develop apps for smart phones. (Wired)
While we’re on the subject of apps, the French have developed an app that will let you know whether or not your son is gay. There are questions about musicals, you guys. I am totally someone’s gay son. Also, this link, is, I believe, one hundred percent genuine. (The Awl)
You see, I’m a (not-so) closeted musical nerd, so wail with me, fellow nerds, at the idea of a Ryan Murphy and Gwyneth Paltrow musical movie. (Celebitchy)
My lobster, Patty O’Green sent me a duo of Texan links that make me a mite uncomfortable. The first is about Larry Flynt’s public request for any dirt/smut on Presidential candidate Rick Perry. While I would love to see Perry off the ballot, I’m not a fan of dirty politics. Is there even such a thing as clean politics anymore? (Yahoo) And Texas has decided to abolish the practice of granting death row inmates a Last Meal. The language in here about the inmates is fairly callous. (Yahoo)
For all you “Archer” fans (I will watch it…eventually…I swear), Case wants you to know that the Paley Center is having an event in November. Paley Center always does a really classy job. (Paley Center)
Speaking of class, check out these images from The Gangster Squad set. What? Flasks are classy!! (Evil Beet)
Gawk if you will, at these images of an ancient bridge made from living trees. (Architizer)
Not NEARLY as ancient are these things we used to use the internet for. Oh, “Hot Or Not,” I don’t miss you at all. (Unreality)
I know my Pajibans. You like words and you like booze. So consider this my ultimate gift to you. A Typewriter that makes cocktails. Dellegible. (Gothamist)
I love this video. I constantly do this when I’m not working regular hours. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? WHY DON’T YOU HAVE JOBS?
Finally, this is where I admit my fondness for Antonio Banderas as Puss in Boots. You all still love me, right?