Kimberly Guilfoyle has been noticeably active in Alex Rodriguez’s Instagram comments, and while he hasn’t engaged with her publicly, his relationship with Jennifer Lopez dissolved because he kept sliding into the DMs of random reality stars. So I’m going to need all of this to be a thing. I’ll get the voodoo dolls. (Yahoo!)

Simone Biles is trying to normalize athletes speaking about mental health. (Lainey Gossip)

Jean-Claude Van Damme accidentally aided a jewel heist. (Dlisted)

Kelly Clarkson has to pay her ex $200,000 a month? Jesus. (Celebitchy)

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— Casey Malone (@CaseyMalone) July 29, 2021

From Kristy: Welp. This is repulsive on several levels. Wayne and Susan LaPierre ordered their hunted elephants turned into stools and a trashcan. (The Trace)

From Roxana: Blessings upon Dev Patel, profiled here by the very good Kyle Buchanan for the New York Times. (NYT)

From Tori: I like this for them. South Park creators aim to buy Casa Bonita restaurant featured on the show. (THR)

From Kayleigh:

I can’t get over how much Fred Durst looks like a Young Life counselor now pic.twitter.com/SFrATpnRnf

— angelina christina (@whyangelinawhy) July 29, 2021

From Claude: Lesley Ann Warren answers questions about Clue: “When it opened, we were all ravaged by disappointment. But ultimately, we got our revenge.” (Vulture)

From James: Steak-umm gets real. (Twitter)

Sweet Tooth has been officially renewed for Season 2. Shit yeah. (EW)

MarkAbaddon first read Dawn by Octavia Butler at 16 when he joined a science fiction book club. He picked up on a lot more of the subtext on his recent reread. "The idea of an alien race being able to share in our pleasure and bonding to people, and us to them, is something my teenage brain never picked up on but is beautiful and speaks to common interests that may exist within all life." Have you read the Xenogenesis saga? (Cannonball Read 13)

From Kristy: Broad City’s stars give us second-hand squeee!

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